A Middle Aged..
..... man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a
Boots store and asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to it.
When he reaches it, he asks to see the pharmacist.
The pharmacist comes to the counter and the man, looking around furtively, asks
quietly, "Do you sell Viagra here?"
The pharmacist answers firmly, "Yes, sir. We certainly do.
"
The man then asks, "Do you think I could get it over the counter?"
The pharmacist thinks for a moment and then says,
"Perhaps, if you took
five or six pills at once you might."