Just been to my corner shop. Havn't seen the roads so empty since lockdown last year. Streets deserted etc. Maybe we ought to have an England team playoff every year. That would prevent the spread of...
After a few years of marriage my wife said to me, "Why don't you treat me like you used to do before we were married, when we were just going out together?" So the very next night I took her to the...
I had a phone call from the doctors surgery informing me that the results from the CT scan were in. The scan revealed something, I don’t know what, but it was marked non-urgent. Consequently as non...
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient...
The last words spoken by certain [i] Anti-British [i] pilots in WW2 before they attacked Allied ships were Tora Tora Tora.
Makes you think doesn't it ;-)...
I was reading an article last night about fathers and daughters and memories came flooding back of the time I took my daughter out for her first pint. Off we went to our local pub which is only two...
Perspectus Global, an 'insights agency' (no, me neither) has published the results of a recent survey into the top ten most irritating mis-pronounced words....
It’s a beautiful day here the sun is shining so what are you eating this evening?
He is having deconstructed pastrami sandwiches and I am having deconstructed prawn sandwiches....
pricking your finger to get blood into a tiny phial. I don't seem to have the knack. I'm doing an Nhs/government trial for covid. I've finished the swab ones and started today on the blood ones. What...
