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boxtops

The Pearly Gates

I hope this won't offend.... 40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in Heaven in their Transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers...
15:22 Wed 12th Dec 20128 answers, last by scakebread 20:51 Sun 16th Dec 2012
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RSMMKG

I have a few more clues for British Place names that I need help with. They are all cryptic clues. Number of letters are in brackets.

1. Direction between people and weight (10) 2. Hostelry's value(9) 3. Sounds like precipitation(5) 4.Herb Professor (8) 5. Carrier Fired (7) 6. Sounds like two Boys (10) 7.Spaniel Face Feature (11) 8...
20:07 Fri 16th Nov 201238 answers, last by scakebread 15:52 Fri 14th Dec 2012
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DEN53

Kids

The teacher asked the class wht they thought about their fathers. Little Tom said 'My father is a hero. A horse ran loose down the High Street and my father got hold of it and calmed it down and saved...
20:51 Sat 11th Jun 20112 answers, last by scakebread 19:39 Tue 21st Jun 2011
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dotjoy

Not working, around eleven, to get attorney corrosive material

09:17 Sat 03rd Apr 20106 answers, last by scakebread 16:54 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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Justincider

Who is 'the man in the street?'

Well, who is this guy?
16:05 Thu 25th Mar 201019 answers, last by padanarm 00:28 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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scakebread

Not really a joke...

but I couldn't think where else to ask it. I've often heard (or read) of the commentary on a cricket match which says "The bowler is Holding, the batsman's Willie" (or vice versa). Is this...
14:43 Sun 04th Apr 20107 answers, last by MalcolmY 14:52 Mon 05th Apr 2010
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askyourgran

Night Out

Two women decide to go into town for a night out, they end up getting drunk and missing the last bus home. So they decided to walk. They were nearly home when one said to the other, "I'll have to...
17:54 Sat 03rd Apr 20105 answers, last by Justincider 15:35 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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Erin-Rose-x

Cassie Skins Quote

Cassie: Do you remember when you ride with me in the ambulance after I tried to kill myself? Jal: Of course. Cassie: That's what love feels like. What does Cassie mean by this?...
21:34 Thu 04th Mar 20101 answer, last by scakebread 18:38 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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Playbill

Two men sitting in a bar

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .' The other guy responds...
12:01 Thu 25th Mar 20102 answers, last by piggynose 18:39 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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scakebread

Ham anyone?

A Jewish Rabbi went to a multi-faith conference and became really friendly with an Irish Roman-catholic preist. On their last evening they were having a char rogether over a parting drink when the...
16:37 Sun 21st Mar 20103 answers, last by askyourgran 16:45 Sun 21st Mar 2010
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marval

Two owls

Two owls are sat having a beer in a pub. One turns to the other and says, "By the way, I got married last week". The second one says, "You twit, to who?"...
20:44 Sat 20th Mar 20109 answers, last by marval 17:27 Sun 21st Mar 2010
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Spreeny

LOL

Sorry not sure which category to ask this ......... in emails etc when someone puts lol, apart from 'lots of love' what else does it mean?...
07:44 Fri 26th Feb 201013 answers, last by Quizmonster 10:38 Tue 02nd Mar 2010
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marval

The Best Magician

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were having a competition to see who was The best magician. The Englishman took off his top hat and produced a rabbit from it. The Scotsman took a bottle of...
17:03 Mon 08th Feb 20101 answer, last by scakebread 17:25 Sun 21st Feb 2010
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gilliedhu

daily record big one

52a) premier .... superior wine (3) c?u 57D) follower (8) d?r??p?? 59a) grant authority to (6) e?a??? 116a) uniformed (8) ?l?e?e?? thanks in advance for any help...
20:41 Tue 16th Feb 20107 answers, last by gilliedhu 21:05 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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scakebread

Guillotine

During the French revolution an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were arrested and sentenced to death by guillotine. They were all led out to be executed and the man in charge of the guillotine...
20:42 Thu 11th Feb 20103 answers, last by scakebread 20:50 Tue 16th Feb 2010
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jennyc

dingbats solution

1)There is the top half of a circle then a tick then a full circle. I thought perhaps "right between the eyes" but it doesn't fit with the circles. 2) 1) Ha ha! 2) He he! 3) Ho ho! 4) Ha ha!...
01:14 Fri 08th Jan 20103 answers, last by jennyc 21:49 Fri 08th Jan 2010
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EmP

Cryptic Times 845

55a) Old fool remaining in US city (5) N ? D ? Y - is it noddy or neddy or something different as I can't justify 2d) Move quickly when surprised in opening (5) S ? A ? T - is it start? Again can't...
19:00 Mon 30th Nov 20095 answers, last by vegasmad 19:17 Mon 30th Nov 2009
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creamegg

scot on sunday cryptic

1d- the french hit back in bolivia 2,3 ?? ?a? 8a- reportedly, a male director ???n 12d- guided away from erudite barman a?n? 16d- passion for fashion ?a?e...
20:33 Sun 08th Nov 20094 answers, last by greyhair 21:16 Sun 08th Nov 2009
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samuel23

Armageddon / end of the world

After all the fuss over the supposed 'end of the world' occuring at the turn of the century in 1999 there have been several alternative dates suggested. Does anyone know when the next 'end of the...
21:03 Mon 23rd Feb 200914 answers, last by scakebread 17:59 Sat 07th Nov 2009
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buffer

punctuation

Any punctuation experts out there? Should there be an apostrophe in the word Hallowe'en ? I feel that there should be. Does anyone know?
12:32 Sun 04th Oct 200922 answers, last by scakebread 13:55 Wed 07th Oct 2009

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