We work for a large international company as mobile reactive engineers, there is a bit of a spat going at the moment as we are being told that we are expected to travel 1 hour to and from work in our...
I were in t' pub in Barnsley last Satdy neet, when this really unbelievably ugly woman come up t' me, squeezed me bum and said, "Give us tha number, sexy." I replied "Has tha got a pen?" She smiled...
Hi, my wife bought me a £100 gift card from H Samuels for christmas as she never knows what to buy me, now I have looked through their catalogue and cant find anything I want so told the wife to take...
Hi, My mum recently sold her house and is living with me while we look for another house for her. A steel framed house which looks OK has come back on the market near the area she wants to live, my...
My remote controlled garage roller door tries to open but then stops. If I help it by lifting it a bit it will then work. It also closes OK. This first happened two weeks ago when it was cold. I...
Hi, I have just been invited to an interview for a new job in a college, on one of the forms they are asking me about any criminal convictions or warnings, and that an enhanced disclosure check will...
Hi - I bought a car 2 years ago ('55 plate, Nov 2005 registration) from a used car dealer. Since then among a catalogue of issues I have had a head gasket repair done - this cost over £2000 in...
This is the story of a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot...
All Ages...... An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip muffins As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell...
Hi guys I am looking to buy some new tyres for my golf gti turbo!! I need 4 and have a friend who can get me a great good deal on the set of four I need!!Trouble is I am clueless which to choose!!I...
Hi, about 4 weeks ago I noticed what looked like a small spot just above my top lip so I squeezed it and ever since it will not heal. I get out of the shower and it starts bleeding and takes ages to...
3 lads are walking through some fields and they see a ewe caught up in some brambles unable to free itself' The first lad says "I wish that was Kylie, I'd show her a good time!" The second...
Just had my annual boiler service done.THE HEATER PAD is cracked so the engineer has recorded it as At Risk.Is the heater pad another name for the heat exchanger or completely different.
Hi, we are wanting to go to the Canaries next christmas 2012, can anyone recommend a nice hotel with a pool not too far away from the airport and fairly near the sea. Thanks.
Hi, I am about to buy a kindle but dont know which one to buy, is the 3G worth the extra money or is the latest version wifi just as good. Also is there a good range of books available and what is the...
I have a 1980's built house with what I think is supplied by a 1/2" Alcathene pipe. Its black plastic and measures 21.5mm outside diameter. It fits onto a Stopcock and then becomes Copper which...
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria:...
Do you think it works out cheaper to take a chance that nothing will happen to your boiler and not pay £13 a month to British Gas? Our`s has been very reliable for 3 years without any breakdown,...
I need to replace my outside mains water stop tap, is this cost down to me or my local area water board. its location is on my drive, approx one meter from road edge.
