Australia won the toss and chose to bat, going along swimmingly at 29 without loss after half an hour. Not used to this(Aussie openers getting a good start) and generally expect a wicket every 30-40...
whilst in the queue at the checkout. Elderly couple, slightly hard of hearing, she asks him if he's got money on him. He said no, you picked it up from the top of the washing machine. She said she...
I just brought a friend of mine a new fridge, should have seen his face light up when he opened it! **** I've just had a letter back from Screwfix. they said they regretted to inform me that they're...
...apart from the bleeping obvious answer they're all rivers,what else is connects these The Mersey The Trent The Severn The Shannon The Tamar The Tyne Please don't just google it, have a bit of fun...
My dog has this on her left elbow. http://www.flickr.com/photos/38603329@N07/sets/72157634785301805/ I have shown it to the vet before (about 6mths ago) and I said I’m a little concerned. He asked...
We stayed at a quiet lovely hotel on Zakynthos last week. There were a couple of well-behaved french children, some middle-aged scottich people and quite a few eastern european couples. Everyone was...
I am still in the land of the living and came home today. I am sore, tired and in a very pleasant morphine haze. For those of you that don't know, here is a brief summary. I have been ill since 31st...
What is your preferred method of communicating with someone from a distance? I'm quite a solitary person and hate having to pick up the phone, largely because I only want people to ring when it suits...
I drove past the strange white field again today, and this time I stopped and tried to get to see what the crop was. Took ages to trek through the thistles ( in sandals, silly me) and shoulder-high...
Can anyone recommend a good toaster? I've had a succession of cheap, supermarket own brand toasters which cremate bread with alarming ease. I'd be willing to pay a decent amount of money if I could...
I am deeply saddened to read that a 'friend' is unable to pick up both Minis this weekend. I love Facebook, a great way to find out just how shallow your associates really are......... Why the hell...