I have not seen or spoken to my mum in 17 years and I have just had a phone call from one of my sisters saying she is dying and desperately wants to make her peace with me before she dies. I have no...
The clip is in German. Daughter is visiting father and is helping in the kitchen. She asks: “Tell me dad, how are you managing with the new I-Pad we gave you for your birthday?” Father...
Came home at tea time, a bit sore after a minor procedure. Many thanks for your kind posts yesterday. Now, down to the serious business...what's the gossip?
http://www.dailymail....onies-themselves.html Should Category 'A' prisoners be allowed to marry, no matter what their sexual preferences may be? /// a homosexual crook's mum wrote to inmate magazine...
While at my ablutions this morning I couldn't help but notice that my nostril hairs had all turned white overnight. I put this down to the stress of trying to defend theism from the cunning agnostics...
I'm sitting here with handbag on knee waiting for an 8am pickup as I am going into hospital for a couple of days. I'll miss you lot. Make sure you behave! xx
Recently there was a programme about William Golding, who wrote "Lord of the Flies". Apparently he was terrified of being alone in the house, fearing to find evil spirits and monsters behind...
I try to be good and only eat vegetables that are in season but I have weakened. I've bought some Spanish asparagus that I'm going to eat with Hollandaise sauce for my supper this evening. I can't...
Had a meal at The Fat Duck this week, tried everything that was put before me, except the snail porridge and blood pudding. The snail porridge was bright green, had snails on the top, and it made me...
St Patrick's Day Jokes Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland? A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Q:...
And God almighty! Were uttered by Jeremy Clarkson in a recent show. This has led to an accusation that the BBC is blasphemous by a vicar. http://www.telegraph....anguage-says-BBC.html I am not a...
I'm not to sure i actually believe in ghosts so I'm looking for anyone out there who can speculate on the current goings on in my house and put my mind at rest. I have lived in my rented house for 3...
mr has been to the dr's and been told he has v. high cholesterol. he was given advice (obviously!)....but what should we be doing as both a family and specifically for him to lower it as fast as...
This one I "released" on the St P's Avatar thread but thought a repeat might be apropos for here. Two Irishman drinking their Green Guinness in a bar in Cork on St P's Day (the give away as...
