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Sexy Gift..................

Two guys chatting in a bar. 'My wife keeps hinting about a sexy gift she wants,' one says. 'She said it begins with D and ends in O, and vibrates in a pleasing way.' 'Blimey ,' the second guy gasps....
18:37 Sat 12th Nov 2022
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Jock's Wedding....................

Two Scots, Archie and Jock are discussing Jock's wedding. "Ach it's all going well, I've got everything organised, I've even bought a kilt to be married in." Archie says, "That's braw, what's the...
18:33 Sat 12th Nov 20221 answer, last by davebro 18:46 Sat 12th Nov 2022
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Steamer.....................

Little girl comes home from a day out with her grandparents. “Daddy, I saw a steamer in the harbour today!” “That’s nice, sweetheart.” says her Dad, “Was it a big one?” ”It was huge.” she replied. “A...
18:44 Thu 10th Nov 2022
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Catch The Watch...............

A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman meet on the 20th floor of a high-rise building, and decide to have a competition. Each one of them has to throw his watch out of the window, run down the...
15:42 Wed 09th Nov 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 19:06 Wed 09th Nov 2022
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Dreams................

Her... I was dreaming that I was in Tescos. Him...I was dreaming that I was with three women. Her... Was I there? Him...No. You were at Tescos....
18:54 Tue 08th Nov 2022
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Unfaithful Wife..........................

A man suspected his young wife of being too friendly with another man, so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Won Lo Pan, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he...
18:45 Sat 05th Nov 20221 answer, last by Barsel 19:03 Sat 05th Nov 2022
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Curry...........

My wife and kids are upset because I put ginger in their curry. They loved that cat.
18:52 Fri 04th Nov 20223 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:05 Sat 05th Nov 2022
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Turkey Sandwiches.................

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought turkey sandwiches every day!...
18:44 Fri 04th Nov 2022
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My Mate...............

I'm sure that my mate is having an affair with my wife. He's been proper miserable lately....
14:03 Fri 04th Nov 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 14:33 Fri 04th Nov 2022
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Nothing.............

"What's for dinner tonight?" She says, "Nothing." He says, "We had nothing last night." She says, "Yes. I made enough for two nights."...
19:08 Wed 02nd Nov 20222 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:13 Wed 02nd Nov 2022
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Budgie..............

A budgie escapes from its cage and humped the family dog. The owner says, "I've got puppies going cheap if anyone wants one."...
18:56 Wed 02nd Nov 20223 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:12 Wed 02nd Nov 2022
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The Dog.............

A drunk was staggering down the street when he began vomiting. It landed on a Yorkshire terrier covering it head to tail. The drunk squints and looks at the dog and said, "I don't remember eating...
14:43 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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Walmart.................

You can wander around Walmart and eat grapes and nobody bothers you but as soon as you eat a rotisserie chicken, here comes security.............
14:33 Sun 30th Oct 20222 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 15:08 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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Winter Time...........

The clocks go back this weekend. I'm setting mine to 1940 when this country had some guts........
17:57 Fri 28th Oct 20229 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 07:59 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Pets..............

Thanks to the people that said that it was fine to allow your pets to sleep in your bed. My goldfish is now dead......
14:39 Wed 26th Oct 20223 answers, last by William51 08:10 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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A Mole..............

I've just been to the hospital to have a mole removed from my ***. I won't be screwing one of them again.
14:49 Tue 25th Oct 20222 answers, last by William51 08:13 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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Bread...........

A duck says "Got any bread?" Reply, "No." The duck says "Got any bread?" Reply, "No." The duck says "Got any bread?" Reply,"No. And if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the floor." The duck...
14:28 Mon 24th Oct 20221 answer, last by ZebuSanctuary 14:35 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Opinion...............

Doctor: You are severely overweight. Patient: I want a second opinion. Doctor: You're also ugly...
10:58 Sun 23rd Oct 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 11:14 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Snake Venom.................

One day, a happy couple Bob and Mary were walking down a forest track when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Bob's leg and bit his dick. Since no one was around for miles Mary called a hospital on her...
10:52 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Do Women...............

Do women ever sit back and think "My husband sure does know a lot, maybe I should just be quiet and listen to him."...
16:54 Sat 22nd Oct 20224 answers, last by Spicerack 17:01 Sat 22nd Oct 2022

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