I've just called that drug addiction hotline today and the recording told me,
"If you're having trouble with cannabis, press hash" and
"If you're having trouble with cocaine, stay on the line"...
An old guy hires a hitman to take out his wife of 40 years.
The hitman says "I will shoot her below her left tit"
The old guy says "I want her dead, not kneecapped!"...
My mate Walter Wall has just bought a carpet shop.................................... ................................
but he's struggling to find a name for it....
My cousin's husband passed recently from covid-19. In the card I want to put some money for her and her children to have a drink as no one can attend. How can I phrase it so it doesn't sound vulgar....
I keep getting a message from FB to update to the latest FB. When. I hit download, I get a message that the file is harmful & do I wish to proceed.
Do I?? Should I?...
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