Co-operate or say until you deport Anna Sacoolas, I'm not gonna help??
https://news.sky.com/story/prince-andrew-accused-of-being-uncooperative-during-epstein-sex-trafficking-inquiry-11919466...
Neville Buswell who played Ray Langton has died https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7934059/Corrie-star-Neville-Buswell-played-womaniser-Ray-Langton-dies-76.html Do you remember Diedre's...
My youngest son's ex girlfriend whom I'm still friends with has told me she has the above gene and has been booked in for an hysterectomy already just days after getting results. I am sad for her, but...
Paddy got a new job as an errand boy at the big house near to where he lived. His first errand, he was asked to go and buy a 2lb bag of sugar. At the shop he could only find 1lb bags so he returned...
The most common ghosts are visions dressed in white sheets with flailing arms.
These are people who died changing their duvets, destined to roam bedrooms forever trying to find the corners....
I shall take to bed and have my way with you. I will make ache, shake and sweat til you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point where you...
Dave was born without eyelids. So when he was circumcised, they used the skin to give him eyelids.
The operation was a success, he is just a little cockeyed!...
I have just returned home after spending a good part of the morning trying to buy a kitchen vegetable knife!! And no I did not manage to buy one. Many shops have stopped selling them, unless you buy a...
A couple were sat watching the tv. The husband kept flicking channels.
Golf
Porn
Golf
Porn
Golf
Porn
The wife says "For ****s sake, leave it on porn. You know how to play golf!!"...
A man boards a plane with six kids in tow. After they get settled in their seats, a woman across the aisle leans over to him and asks "Are all those kids yours?" "No I work for a condom factory" He...