Husband was sunbathing in the nude when he got sunburn on his Willy. He went to the doctors who recommended bathing it in cold milk His wife came home from work just as he was sitting there with his...
Man requests a tattoo of the man from the Jam on his leg. When he gets home, he sneaks a peek of his tattoo which has been bandaged up. He is shocked to see a golliwog! I haven't stopped laughing!...
How come when someone posts a link to an item on Amazon, the link will either say Amazon User Recommendation or show the address string? For example: Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation...
I have an item which came with my cooker. It is metal and has a hook. I use it for taking out hot dishes from the top oven shelf. I hook it on the baking tray to pull out and then I can get a good...
My wife sent me a text that said "Your great!" So naturally I wrote back "You're great!" She's been walking around all happy and smiling So should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or not??...
Next stop, she'll be living back in the UK!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6921827/Shamima-Begum-legal-aid-despite-stripped-UK-citizenship.html...
When I reply using comment on fb, I have no emoticons to add to my comments. I have to use an independent web site copy and paste then go back an add to my comments. I just get blank squares.
If both spouses die whilst getting their private pension, who then gets the money. Should this be covered in their will?? Say hubby dies first, money goes to wife then she dies and she had named hubby...
For anyone worried about staying here after Brexit, checkout link:
https://www.gov.uk/settled-status-eu-citizens-families/applying-for-settled-status...
A paramedic friend of mine is urging everybody to carry a tampon. If you have been stabbed, just whack open the tampon and plug the wound. The same if you come across a stabbing victim.
I seem to have two cursors. It is very annoying and just cannot find a way to delete the second cursor which is blinking up on the left by the recycle bin. I have a HP pavillion with windows 10. I...
I have had my paper white for 6 months now. I use it regularly and the battery life was Goode, only needing recharging every couple of days. Just lately the life is draining out of it. Sometimes I...
This guy was on the E4 sex clinic show:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6675055/The-man-NEVER-cleaned-penis.html
How on earth did he manage to get 40 women to sleep with him??!!!...
Can someone advise me whether I should delete my history or I shouldn't be so fussed about it? This is for my laptop and Kindle. I know how to do it, but if it needs to be done it's gonna be a big...