Man From The Jam

[-SharonA-]

Man requests a tattoo of the man from the Jam on his leg.
When he gets home, he sneaks a peek of his tattoo which has been bandaged up.
He is shocked to see a golliwog!

I haven't stopped laughing! True story.

https://southendnewsnetwork.net/news/southend-man-asks-tattooist-for-the-guy-from-the-jam-and-it-all-goes-wrong-19/

[emeritus]

It’s a news parody website. So not true. But funny story all the same.

[Tilly2]

No! Oh heck.

[fiction-factory]

Well surely he should have asked for Paul Weller and showed a picture.
Otherwise he could have got Bruce Foxton or the other one. Sounds a bit fishy to me

[emeritus]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southend_News_Network

[fiction-factory]

Thanks emeritus- i should have checked/waited before starting typing.

[Patsy33]

Weller I never! Lol...

[Tilly2]

Now he's in a right pickle. :-)

[Baldric]

He must be going through his own Private Hell

[Baldric]

But That's Entertainment

[fiction-factory]

He'll be Going Underground for a while.

[fiction-factory]

[Patsy33]

This is the type of thing that goes wrong for Absolute Beginners...

[Bazile]

Isn't there a programme , where people can have embarrassing tattoos covered up / turned into something more acceptable ?

I seem to recall watching one

Anyway , that's the solution to the problem , surely ?

[-Talbot-]

Reading the thread is another solution.

[jno]

Bazile, yes, Johnny Depp had his transformed from Winona Forever to Wino Forever. Gollies aren't easy to fix, though.

[-SharonA-]

Parody site........well I got taken in!!

[Mamyalynne]

'Paul Inkin' was a bit of a giveaway.

[Theland]

What's wrong with a Wollogog ?

[-SharonA-]

I had one as a kid!

[tamborine]

draw a jar around the tatt