Weighing Scales Is it just me, or is anybody else put out by the lack of weighing scales in the fruit and vegetable areas of some supermarkets. Sure, stuff is weighed at the checkout, but just for...
stuck on a couple please 14 down order me save our souls in emergency said he prophetically to the almighty 5 letters 13 ac eastern leader will do for her 4 letters ---r 12 ac before all else finish...
I called British airways customer-service desk asking if i could take my dog on board. "Sure," she said, "as long as you provide your own kennel." She further explained that the kennel needed to be...
I was on holiday in southern Ireland and whilst walking down a country lane I noticed a small man dressed in green holding his head in his hands between his legs I asked "are you a goblin" He replied...
A couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when there came the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady broke away at once, eyes wide with alarm. "Heavens," she cried, "it's my...
18a a proverbial lesson in humility?ok, our best try went endlessly awry!(4,4,7)?n??,????,?e?????
16d read the bible and have the time of your life!(5,5,3,3)????e,?c???,???,???...
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the...
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10a go her her, we hear, must be a man of action!(8)?c?i????
8a enjoy it... whatever it is. you wish(4,1,4,3)?a?e,a,??e?,o?e
"time to shuffle off the mortal coin!" waves Jordan...(5,4)?r???,????...
These are all anagrams of desserts/puddings. The number in brackets is the number of words in the answer HHTCLKOLAOETUCFFECEERSECAE (3) SMERLOMRUTSFPUAIVVA (3) ESMONLORIEB (2) CTTSEDODIKP (2)...
An elderly couple had been shopping at a grocery store, and the wife decided to steal a can of peaches. The inevitable happened and she was caught. Upon her court date, the judge asked her what she...
Mr & Mrs Strap, & their son, Jock was held up Will you welcome, please, Bill Oddie, and his son, Mel Will you welcome, Mr & Mrs Tone, and their son, Barry Welcome Mr & Mrs Tasanute, and their son,...