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Depressed

Feeling a little down earlier so I dipped my muslim friend in bleach. Just trying to lighten Mahmood......
18:53 Tue 12th Apr 20112 answers, last by squarebear 22:15 Tue 12th Apr 2011
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Wales.....

The only country where the locals can get a delicious hotpot, a smashing jumper and a decent shag..... All from the same animal!
19:16 Fri 08th Apr 201122 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:19 Sun 10th Apr 2011
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Marriage guidance

A husband and wife came for counselling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20...
14:49 Tue 29th Mar 20114 answers, last by albaqwerty 08:13 Thu 31st Mar 2011
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Bookshop

A man goes into a bookshop and asks the young lady assistant, "Do you have the new book about men with small penises?" She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." "That's the...
17:34 Fri 25th Mar 20112 answers, last by craft1948 17:37 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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The Irish Wrestler

A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've...
11:04 Thu 24th Mar 20113 answers, last by sidkid 16:55 Fri 25th Mar 2011
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The mechanic and the surgeon....

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take...
11:30 Mon 21st Mar 20116 answers, last by woofgang 13:15 Tue 22nd Mar 2011
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Ring ring....

'Hello?' 'Hi sweetheart this is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' 'No, Daddy. she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle George.' After a brief pause, Daddy says,** 'But sweetheart, you haven't got an...
15:01 Fri 18th Mar 20119 answers, last by moonraker558 23:23 Fri 18th Mar 2011
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WARNING!

If you receive an email requesting you to open it to "see my meat". Don't.....its spam....
17:30 Mon 14th Mar 20114 answers, last by bibblebub 20:46 Mon 14th Mar 2011
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Laptop

Just seen a fat singer with a laptop. Think it was a Dell.
13:16 Mon 14th Mar 2011
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Shrove Tuesday

I love pancake day. It's the only day I can have a quiet crepe and read the newspaper without worrying who sees me.
17:26 Tue 08th Mar 20116 answers, last by marval 22:45 Tue 08th Mar 2011
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Bull

A drug squad officer stops at a farm in Devon, and talks with an old farmer. He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs.'The old farmer says, 'Okay, but do not go in...
12:31 Sat 05th Mar 20111 answer, last by squarebear 18:46 Sat 05th Mar 2011
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Cooking

Whilst preparing dinner last night, I accidentally got some herbs in my eyes. I'm now parsley sighted.....
09:41 Fri 04th Mar 20113 answers, last by marval 12:13 Sun 06th Mar 2011
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Opticians

Just been to the opticians and found out that I'm colour blind. It was a real shock, it came right out of the orange.....
17:41 Tue 22nd Feb 20117 answers, last by marval 21:31 Wed 23rd Feb 2011
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Mascara

I don't trust mascara...It's out on the lash with a different girl every night.
19:19 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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Egypt

So, Egyptians without the internet...Gyptians?
16:52 Sun 30th Jan 20116 answers, last by stewey 17:38 Mon 31st Jan 2011
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Andy Gray

Good to see the right thing was done and Andy Gray was sacked by Sky. That kind of sexist caveman mentality is just not acceptable in this day and age. Just hope they replace him with a fit bird with...
15:20 Wed 26th Jan 20113 answers, last by sidkid 00:18 Thu 27th Jan 2011
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Sandpaper

I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
23:09 Thu 20th Jan 20118 answers, last by Khandro 22:38 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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Orion's Belt

Whilst taking my postprandial stroll this very clear evening, I was looking at Orion and a question popped into my head. Alnitak (on the left in Orion's Belt) is approximately 800 light years away. If...
23:56 Tue 18th Jan 201110 answers, last by Calibax 23:24 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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Bert and Elsie

An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they...
16:40 Sat 15th Jan 20117 answers, last by sidkid 14:39 Mon 17th Jan 2011
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Carpets

An RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane both with a machine gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down. Back at base he got a...
12:54 Mon 27th Dec 20105 answers, last by heathfield 19:15 Mon 27th Dec 2010

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