Cooking

[sidkid]

Whilst preparing dinner last night, I accidentally got some herbs in my eyes. I'm now parsley sighted.....

[weecalf]

I know a woman called Rose who has a neighbour who name is Sage well to cut a long story short they fell out and do not speak .So is this a case of Rosemay has no tyme for sage .Just wondering

[JonnyBoy12]

Brilliant joke, laughed myself silly with this one. Have you got any more jokes like that, which could spice up our lives?

[marval]

good one


With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up at the local casualty ward and a hippie is wheeled out on a trolley. The doctor questions his long-haired colleagues.
''So what was he doing then?'' asks the physician. ''Acid? Cannabis?''

''Sort of,'' replies one of the hippies, nervously thumbing his caftan. ''But we ran out of gear, so I skinned up a homemade spliff.''

''And what was in that?'' asks the doctor.

''Um, I kind of raided my girlfriend's spice rack.'' says the hippie. ''There was a bit of cumin, some turmeric and a little paprika.''

''Well, that explains it,'' the doctor replies, looking at them gravely. ''He is in a Korma.''