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You couldn't make it up!

In the same vein as grasscarps post, as far as i know it is true, it was verified at the time by someone indirectly involved. An insurance man is on his rounds driving on a housing estate. Suddenly a...

Psychick

Whos birthday is it today?

I have got a feeling someone has mentioned it is their birthday today and I have been go through past threads trying to find out who but with no luck! I also have a feeling it is natalie's. So, to who...

pussnboots

I am going to be the queen of Trivia.

1. Have you got a cat, dog or goldfish. 2. Ladies..Do all your undies match or some old thing will do.... For the men..if you went bald would you shave it off or grow a ponytail. 3. Can you reach to...

triggerhippy

Funny names

Today I have spoken on the phone with a Mr Sheen and a chap called Gordon Showers. Previously my fav funny name was a Nurse ******. Have you come across any funny names?

tickledtrout

crisps

who makes the best?

babybop6379

guinea pig with bald spot?

our guinea who is 6mths old has developed a bald patch behind his ear so I have scoured the tinternet looking for what could be wrong some sites are saying its perfectly normal for guineas to have...

simbaben

Whats happened to my dogs claws?

My staffy has just come in from the garden and I noticed his back paw bleeding. On closer inspection I notice one of his claws has been completley ripped off just leaving the pink bit (very...

legend760

women and farting

talking about sprouts i just remembered an ex of mine was mad on sprouts. and it always added a colour to the air as her farts let rip. funny thing is. women make out they dont fart. now us guys know...

hungrywolf8u

Logic

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go...

daffy654

weirdest thing seen for sale in charity shops

I was just discussing this with my son.............what is the weirdest thing you have ever seen for sale in a charity shop or second hand goods shop? I once saw a ginger coloured stuffed badger in...

xraanswerban

English bull terrier problem.

Hello, my english bull terrier has an infection on it's paws and a rash on the ftont of it's paws. The paws are also thick and hard. Is there a cure forv this problem. Regards == Ray.

jonny the fo

kitten and flu

probably one of the stranger question on answerbank, but i have flu and also a 7 week old kitten who like to sleep on my shoulder, wondered if cats can catch human colds/flu? Just don't want to make...