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Pirate Jokes.

What did the pirate say when he got his wooden leg stuck in a freezer Shiver me timbers! Where did the pirate buy his breadmaker from? Arrrgos!...

fladders

my mate's dog keeps licking and licking and licking the ears of her other dog. It is driving us bonkers, and probably the dog on the receiving end too. is there a safe deterrant / repellent we could...

Tilly2

Any Bright Ideas, Please.

My Dad desperately wants to go to Blackpool. I have contacted a company called Disabled Holidays who have a hotel which caters for disabled people, carers, hoists, electric beds and so on. Our problem...

halcyon days

General Knowledge

In Scotland what is a "but and hen"?...

Gizmonster

Original Copy Of A Will .......

A relative of mine has made her will and the original copy was kept with the solicitor. The solicitor is now no longer about (I think they got investigated for fraud, or some other criminal activity -...

bazwillrun

Surely The Bubbles Arent That Stupid

and really think the eussr will kick them out ? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11689460/Greeks-make-last-ditch-Merkel-appeal-as-day-of-reckoning-approaches.html the last thing the eussr...

237SJ

Old Accountancy Firm

I am trying to find out what happened to the company Payne, Stone, Fraser & Co of Bedford Row, London. Any info such as when they were wound up etc. Maybe someone could point me in the direction as to...

humbersloop

New Subsection In News

would it be possible to have a new subsection in news headed "muslims" please Ed? It might help those for whom this is nearly an obsession to find posts more quickly and it would free up space in News...

Crosswordk

Irish Mail On Sunday

No 1 accross - a doctrine In design art etc where less is more - 10 letters starting with M????????? No 12 accross - infantry soldier - two words 7 & 6 letters No...

mintymow

Tipping

If you have a takeaway meal delivered, is it customary to tip the dilivery person?

KindThoughts

Why Didn't He Accept My Friend Request?

There was this guy I liked. I met him a few times over six months. First time through a friend. Second time at a dinner party and a couple of times after that. The last two times he came up to me and...

stuey

Trivia Question.

The 2015 Pan-Am Games are being held next month in the Toronto area (Not that I'm at all interested in them.). Participants come from North, Central, and South America. How many countries do you think...

gaffer5

Daily Mail Giant

Hi, I think I have something wrong and could do with your help. 9d Busiest time at summit 2words 4and 6 letters I have peak/?e???h 33a converse in latin 2words 4and5 lettrs I have4 ???e/?e?s?. cheers...

Monalise

Guardian Prize Crossword Saturday June 20Th 2015

REALLY struggling .... por favor 11a Stood around lancing blister, evidence of injury (10) 6d Go unsteadily west, go off (6) w----- 9d Film old Albanian monarch securing right to cleanse smell (5,3,5)...

Cherlou1

Hi Need Advice About My Poor Boyfriend

Basically he was coming back from a yard where he's uncle works after helping out and needed a lighter.. He saw a man in another part of the yard and asked him for one. The man questioned why he was...

gina32

Speed Awarenesss Course

Have you attended one and do you think its made any difference to the way you drive?

-Talbot-

£*c& Off And Die

How does Boris get away with it?

Jordyboy9

Should I Leave??

After my recent outburst on here which was deemed out of order by most,should I maybe give myself a cooling of period before posting again,the reason for asking is that i still feel that I was totaly...

jennyjoan

Is This An "irony"

Is this an irony or not - I had a customer (lovely wee girl) do her business with me last Monday night - she had her boyfriend with her (he was in the car but in the back) don't know why. Anyway she...

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