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So do we get e-mails anymore when our questions are answered or has it all changed?

Just feel like a bit of trivia.

1. What colour is your car. 2. Do you like eggs. 3. Whats the number of your house. 4. Do you like your neighbours. 5. Do you save your loose change in a pot/jar etc. 6. Do you match your loo roll...

skyep

Anyone know what they are getting for Christmas?

My daughter asked me what I would like, so I'm getting my own personal coffee grinder with a selection of coffees from around the world!

knobbynonut

So how did the auction end up then for china today.

Me liddle ol china what did you finaly go for or are you still getting bids last I heard was 7 bags of skips. 3 packets of skittles, one dead hampster, 2 pints of aunt bessies home made gin and a...

legend758duo

following on from foreskins . oooooeerrrrrrr

following on from foreskins . who thinks all women should be circumcised ? female circumcision , is believed by some to reduce promiscuity among young women. as it removes the sexual satisfaction....

paulos66

Pimp

Due to a recent change in fortune I find myself in a posirtion to take up my dream job can anyone tell me if the seventies american pimp fashion is still de rigeur or has it been updated for the...

paulos66

China up for sale?

Who's selling China Doll - the pot is up to 7 bags of discos but we need to know who owns the rights?

river

I'm planning a Las Vegas/oceans 11 themed 50th brithday party. I'm hiring casino table and poss show girls but what else do I need? What symbolises Las Vegas?! Also how should I word on the invuites...

triggerhippy

Funny names

Today I have spoken on the phone with a Mr Sheen and a chap called Gordon Showers. Previously my fav funny name was a Nurse ******. Have you come across any funny names?

Hellyon

Who's doing something more interesting than usual this weekend?

Normally my weekends are the same old, same old but this weekend makes a change. On Friday taking young Master Hellyon to the MPH Show in Birmingham and on Saturday I am on an all night shoot of Mr...

AB Asks

Mother dies after giving birth after refusing blood transfusion on religious grounds

A 22 year old mother died shortly after giving birth to her twins because her faith does not allow blood transfusions. The Jehovah's Witness signed a form before the birth saying she must not be given...

johnny.5

pub quiz team

what is a really good name for my pub quiz team ? i quite like the innquizitors but that is being used any suggestions ?

Bewlay Bros

Do such people really exist?

Are there any adult sighted people in Western civilisations who have NEVER seen "The Empire Strikes Back"? Somehow, I bet there are a few on AB!!!!

puddicat

Do all men have any style over the age of fifty

Went out yesterday on a blind date, the chap had a old leather jacket, black trousers that looked really worn, a reasonable shirt,no aftershave and looked as if he had just got up ! there was i...

partyhard

Numbing gel for foot pain?

I love wearing heels but find that I can't because I get awful pain in the balls of my foot. Every time I go out for the night in heels, which are never over two/three inches, I am fine for about an...

Bewlay Bros

If AB was the truth.

If a governmental system was set up that proved AB was indicative of the British population with regards to their political persuassion and we all got the vote, which party do you think will be in...

Sasha13

Let's count to a million

I'll start. 1.

Jillius

Suicidal dyslexic

Did you hear about the suicidal dyslexic ? He shat himself

whiffey

Travellers - where do they go ?

Once again the local common has been invaded by 'travelling people'. On this occasion they broke down the sturdy road barrier to a cul-de-sac. They are still there after a week, apparently the council...

4getmenot

Turkey

Whats the bit of wrinkly skin called on a turkeys neck?

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