1. What colour is your car. 2. Do you like eggs. 3. Whats the number of your house. 4. Do you like your neighbours. 5. Do you save your loose change in a pot/jar etc. 6. Do you match your loo roll...
Me liddle ol china what did you finaly go for or are you still getting bids last I heard was 7 bags of skips. 3 packets of skittles, one dead hampster, 2 pints of aunt bessies home made gin and a...
following on from foreskins . who thinks all women should be circumcised ? female circumcision , is believed by some to reduce promiscuity among young women. as it removes the sexual satisfaction....
Due to a recent change in fortune I find myself in a posirtion to take up my dream job can anyone tell me if the seventies american pimp fashion is still de rigeur or has it been updated for the...
I'm planning a Las Vegas/oceans 11 themed 50th brithday party. I'm hiring casino table and poss show girls but what else do I need? What symbolises Las Vegas?! Also how should I word on the invuites...
Today I have spoken on the phone with a Mr Sheen and a chap called Gordon Showers. Previously my fav funny name was a Nurse ******. Have you come across any funny names?
Normally my weekends are the same old, same old but this weekend makes a change. On Friday taking young Master Hellyon to the MPH Show in Birmingham and on Saturday I am on an all night shoot of Mr...
A 22 year old mother died shortly after giving birth to her twins because her faith does not allow blood transfusions. The Jehovah's Witness signed a form before the birth saying she must not be given...
Went out yesterday on a blind date, the chap had a old leather jacket, black trousers that looked really worn, a reasonable shirt,no aftershave and looked as if he had just got up ! there was i...
I love wearing heels but find that I can't because I get awful pain in the balls of my foot. Every time I go out for the night in heels, which are never over two/three inches, I am fine for about an...
If a governmental system was set up that proved AB was indicative of the British population with regards to their political persuassion and we all got the vote, which party do you think will be in...
Once again the local common has been invaded by 'travelling people'. On this occasion they broke down the sturdy road barrier to a cul-de-sac. They are still there after a week, apparently the council...
