My daughters 6 month old cat went missing on friday. She put up posters everywhere (she lives in a quiet one way street in a village). This evening she gets a knock on her door from a middle aged...
Most of you know that my teenag son and his gf had their baby early a couple of weeks ago. they live over 120 miles from me, but everynody else lives right by them. they split their time between my...
He says too early for x ray etc as only had pain for 4/5 days but is sending me for blood tests re poss inflammation. Looked up my notes and in blood testshad months ago I apparently had slightly high...
After last weeks backlash when they tried to pretend that the results show was on the Sunday, when everybody knew it was filmed late on saturday after the live show ( the judges and acts all still had...
A few days ago I realised that my right hip was very painful when I put any weight on my right leg. Walking, especially walking up the stairs,really hurts. When i am not putting any weight on it ie...
Having just come back from getting my hair cut, if I could have just one luxury it would be to get my hair blow dryed when ever I washed it. I have very thick, long dark hair and it is an absolute...
I know nothing about my son's Xbox and the games he has, but only realised recently that one of the games his dad bought him when he last saw him was COD Black Ops. My son is 12,almost 13. My...
Cant find his mum anywhere. A security guard spots him wandering around and asks him whats wrong. "I've lost my mum" says the boy "What's she like?" says guard "Big d*cks and...
Was listening to radio this morning and they had a funny section where they asked listeners to text in the first txt that came through when they switched on their mobiles this morning. Some were so...
In the square Aflie and Roxy are doing a BBQ in the sunshine, bright blue sky, lovely day. Suddenly Kim announces over a loudhailer that she is offering free drinks to celebrate the B & B re...
Even though we live in a busy area, our Vodafone signal has always been bad, yet when my phone was due for an upgrade I was assured that the problem was being dealt with and so I stuck with vodafone...
I want to buy a big silver mirror and large fluffy rug for my lounge, but I need to replace my garden table and chairs. I want to buy new blonds for my bedroom and bathroom, but I need to replace my...
I very occasionally sleepwalk, and the other night I came downstairs in my sleep and lay on the sofa, where I awoke in the morning. Not that bad you may think, except for the fact that I sleep naked!...
Why do men want to cook when they get in late at night from the pub, when they are half cut? Has to involve a frying pan and lots of oil, oh and they never cook at any other time. And then they leave...
Why were they all saying that it was Sunday, the day after the live show when clearly it was still Saturday night, just later on? Everybody was wearing the same outfits, and the voting closed at 9pm...
Kids!! lol My youngest strll lives at home with me. The 3 elder ones all live 120/130 miles away and within 15 mins of each other. Today i am driving up to see them and yet again the eldest son has an...