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Proofreading must be a dying art...... lol

Below are true newspapers headlines/titles that were printed:I was sent this as an email.. "Man kills self before shooting wife and daughter" After editor was notified of this it him 3...
14:17 Tue 03rd Apr 201212 answers, last by MarkRae 23:49 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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Best way to invest savings of say, 100k?

What is the best/least riskiest way of investing money at the moment?
16:03 Mon 02nd Apr 20127 answers, last by Smowball 09:51 Wed 04th Apr 2012
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wilkesneil - did you get married then?

You posted recently that you were going to get married to a lady that you couldnt keep your hands off .
09:56 Mon 02nd Apr 2012
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Incredibly painful tip of tongue

It has been like this for weeks now - feels as though I have drunk a scalding cup of coffee and burnt the tip of my tongue, but I havent. Can now longer eat things like salt n vinegar crisps because...
09:49 Mon 02nd Apr 201210 answers, last by Smowball 15:48 Wed 04th Apr 2012
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Why does drinking at lunchtime go right to your head??

Well mine anyway. Hubbie took me out for lunch today, I had just one glass of wine whilst waiting for meal and one with meal yet went straight to my head. Was faling asleep in car on way home(no I...
17:28 Sat 31st Mar 201214 answers, last by boxtops 09:41 Sun 01st Apr 2012
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is it too early for a cheeky tipple??

A chilled lager is calling me......! Nope, its far too early.............isnt it?? : )...
15:31 Fri 30th Mar 201252 answers, last by gness 22:27 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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How to start running if you simply cant!

I know it sounds daft, but I simply cant seem to run. Ive tried several times over the last 2 years, I even got a plan when i trained for the Race for Life - ie walk mins run 2 mins etc, but mt chest...
13:30 Fri 30th Mar 201223 answers, last by SpikeyBush 21:15 Thu 05th Apr 2012
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Fuel shortage gone mental in smowballs town!

Good god, the garage 200 metres from my house had a fuel delivery this morning - they had been empty for two days! We now have motorists queueing down the road, around the roundabout, blocking exit...
13:27 Fri 30th Mar 201215 answers, last by vulcan42 16:10 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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I got a Mothers Day card today! 10 days late!

My daughter swore she had sent me one but it never arrived. So today I get a card thru the leterbo from Royal mail saying there was an envelope with too few stamps on to deliver and i would have to...
20:49 Wed 28th Mar 20128 answers, last by boxtops 17:26 Thu 29th Mar 2012
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What are the odds of this happening?....

Was in small supemarket earlier, at the till, and a man was next to me at the adjacent till. We both had baskets of totally different random items. Both cashiers finished scanning at exactly the same...
18:26 Wed 28th Mar 201221 answers, last by Smowball 21:04 Wed 28th Mar 2012
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The furniture ad with the two women...

Cant remember the company, but it has got to be the most annoying advert at the moment. Woman and her best friend always watching tv, trying to eat peas and she keeps missing her mouth. Soooooo...
17:20 Mon 26th Mar 201220 answers, last by kloofnek 17:36 Wed 04th Apr 2012
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Who is the AB ED??

Is there just one? Male or female?Why dont I know this!?
17:17 Mon 26th Mar 201213 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:48 Mon 26th Mar 2012
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I have the remote again this evening!!

Anything worth watching on TV??
16:50 Mon 26th Mar 20129 answers, last by Smowball 17:00 Mon 26th Mar 2012
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Reality quiz - be honest!

Ok guys, here goes: 1. Have you ever been arrested? - 2 points 2.Have you ever been breathalysed? - 2 points 3. Have you ever been fingerprinted? - 2 points 4. Have you ever been in a police station?...
21:37 Sun 25th Mar 201267 answers, last by Dickythecook 17:10 Mon 26th Mar 2012
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You would be very impressed with the new and improved Smowball! : )

Wont bore you with recent posts, but those who have kept up will know what I'm on about re Mr smowball. Suffice to say that I have stood my ground all weekend, told him what I thought of him when he...
15:49 Sun 25th Mar 201227 answers, last by Smowball 16:39 Sun 25th Mar 2012
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I'm utterley piss$d!!

Okay, not totally, or else I wouldnt be able to type! But half way there! : )
00:00 Sat 24th Mar 201214 answers, last by ummmm 00:54 Sat 24th Mar 2012
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List your partners top 3 pro's and top 3 con's

On Corrie this week Tina the barmaid , on trying to decide whether to go out with a guy, she listed all his pro's and all his con's. The pro list won! So I decided to do it for Mr Smow, lol. PRO's...
13:06 Fri 23rd Mar 201257 answers, last by Jenarry 21:31 Fri 23rd Mar 2012
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OMG - My cat has just leaped into a tray of paint!!!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry! Was painting the bathroom and put the paint tray on the windowsill while I went to get a drink, opening the top bathroom window at the same time. I forgot that my...
15:09 Thu 22nd Mar 201225 answers, last by cupid04 17:47 Thu 22nd Mar 2012
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Could you all give me a HUGE kick up the proverbial backside please??

Ok, going to have a shower and a few deep breaths then will come back to this thread...... Only readers of recent evening post will know what I'm on about but anyway - so much for my "toughening...
08:57 Thu 22nd Mar 201234 answers, last by Smowball 15:04 Thu 22nd Mar 2012
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Bigger house OR bigger garden.

You can change only one. Personally I would have a bigger garden. I spend every walking hour out there when its summer and to have it a lot bigger would be fantastic.Plus I would have room for a shed!...
09:03 Wed 21st Mar 201223 answers, last by Greedyfly 13:35 Wed 21st Mar 2012

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