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Smowball

The sex shop.......

A man goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The assistant behind the counter says "Male or female?". The customer says "female." The assistant says "Black...
14:20 Thu 06th Sep 20128 answers, last by Subhanjohn376932 07:02 Fri 05th Jan 2024
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chelsea_girl

My brother's ex has taken his son on holiday, informing him as she left her home.

He doesn't know where she's gone, whether she's in england, or going abroad with his son, who is almost 2. He knows she can do this legally, but how soon can he contact police to alert them to her...
09:12 Wed 05th Sep 201219 answers, last by mike11111 23:21 Tue 11th Sep 2012
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carolegif

Oops! Senior Moment

Went to Book Group this morning at a friend's house. It is on a street with a lot of houses of same design with vertical blinds in the window. I was late, so saw the parked cars, parked and ran to the...
12:46 Thu 06th Sep 20124 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:38 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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slinky.kate

good news

remember i told you freya was in hospital with leukemia,she got her blood results yesterday as she has been on chemo.there is only 1% cancer cells left,i am so happy,children should'nt have to go...
22:07 Wed 05th Sep 201221 answers, last by slinky.kate 22:31 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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crisgal

husband forgot anniversary- again

And i don't feel cross. Just very very sad. He always does it and it's a bit of a joke( although i do find it hard to laugh inside. But this time, i think I've had enough.
21:51 Tue 04th Sep 2012119 answers, last by ummmm 13:29 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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Smowball

Pink for a girl/blue for a boy

A friend of mine has just given birth last week to a little baby boy. She already has 2 boys and 2 girls, so had kept all their old baby clothes. When I went to meet baby she she was wearing all blue...
12:55 Tue 04th Sep 201231 answers, last by joeluke 20:26 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Smowball

Why are no normal questions posted at this time??

They are all barking mad!!
01:17 Tue 04th Sep 201210 answers, last by excelsior-1 09:43 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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cubic999

A good height...

is 6ft a good height to be for a man? there is no particular reason I ask I am not involved in any sports, and yes I know weight plays a factor but lets say your normal weight not annorexic or obese.
01:01 Tue 04th Sep 201224 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 20:36 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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unknown1457

Do I worry my girlfriend? Or carry on worrying to myself?

Me and My Girlfriend are extremely close. We do everything together, and go everywhere together. She is my best friend and I have given up everything for her, and I regret none of it. We both lost our...
00:10 Sat 01st Sep 201214 answers, last by Ann86 01:23 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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sir.prize

A Massage @ 1.30am

ooooooooooooooo that sounds good
00:16 Tue 04th Sep 201226 answers, last by helicon 04:30 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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LazarusShort

Why do we always seem to arrest the good guys?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...icestershire-19463707 Why are we not allowed to defend ourselves in our own homes?...
23:25 Mon 03rd Sep 2012119 answers, last by naomi24 07:49 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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hollie1586

You gotta love Blackadder....

Blackadder: "tell me young crone, is this Putney?" Young Crone:"ayyyyeeee...that it be!" Blackadder: "it's yes it is, not that it be" So funny...
00:55 Tue 04th Sep 20124 answers, last by bibblebub 06:46 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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EvianBaby

Sweating when cold

I'm going to paint a really attractive picture of myself here but I'm just wondering if anyone else is the same. When I go to bed I can't sleep without a blanket over me but hate being too hot so most...
12:04 Mon 03rd Sep 201214 answers, last by cupid04 21:32 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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mrs_overall

The kids are back at school today

I am relishing the peace and quiet and NOT missing the frequent requests of "Mum, can I have a fiver?"
12:06 Mon 03rd Sep 201236 answers, last by dotty. 12:20 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Smowball

Going through seriously bad insomnia phase........

Hasn't been this bad for years. I've been to bed, got up, been back to bed, up again lol. Am considering doing the ironing in a minute!
03:20 Mon 03rd Sep 20124 answers, last by Smowball 12:24 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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oscar1658

Rabbit diet informtion

I have recently adopted two rabbits from a shelter who ate a dried mix and had hay, i want them to eat more natural foods that grind down both molars and incisors though, they have a constant supply...
16:18 Sun 02nd Sep 20126 answers, last by beanebabe 21:51 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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sunny-dave

Soddit - I'm going to the pub

After a glorious day yesterday, walking on Dartmoor in the sunshine, the weather is back on track - rain for my final day ... hello Rugglestone Inn I think - pint of Butcombe and a bagga crisps please...
11:33 Sun 02nd Sep 201239 answers, last by sunny-dave 19:04 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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squidgelet10

Cat Licking Concrete/Cement!

Greetings each. One of my three cats, a long-haired ginger tom, has recently started regularly licking a newly-laid concrete/cement slope I made of the three steps leading up from the rear drive to...
19:38 Fri 31st Aug 20125 answers, last by squidgelet10 19:40 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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Smowball

No baking beans....

I need to bake a pastry case but cannot find my jar of baking beans. What else can I use??
10:40 Sun 02nd Sep 201216 answers, last by LyndaB 20:34 Wed 05th Sep 2012
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Tilly2

Fish and chips

As I was out last night, my husband went to the local chippie and bought himself a large cod, medium chips and mushy peas. He also had a can of coke. He has had to get up three times in the night and...
08:11 Sun 02nd Sep 201241 answers, last by Sqad 09:13 Tue 04th Sep 2012

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