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Anyone for McDonald's?

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/mac_ch icken-p1.php
15:03 Sun 02nd Dec 200710 answers, last by smudge 15:25 Mon 03rd Dec 2007
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Penquins...

Not a Q, but something to warm your cockles: http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/baby-p enguin-walking-p1.php
14:32 Sun 02nd Dec 200714 answers, last by smudge 14:26 Mon 03rd Dec 2007
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The Onion & the Christmas Tree....

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her...
13:12 Thu 29th Nov 20074 answers, last by excelsior 21:45 Sat 01st Dec 2007
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Signing In & Out of AB....

As I'm the only one in our house to use AB, I never bother to sign out, so it probably appears that I'm always on here! So - my apologies to some of my friends who may think I'm signed in on the new...
13:54 Mon 26th Nov 200716 answers, last by smudge 16:28 Tue 27th Nov 2007
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Never put off today.....

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to...
13:21 Fri 23rd Nov 20072 answers, last by devil99 14:14 Fri 23rd Nov 2007
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Three Old Ladies.......

Maud, Mavis and Ethel were sitting on a bench at the old people's home minding their own business, when suddenly one of the more active male residents walked up to them, opened his raincoat and...
16:35 Wed 21st Nov 20072 answers, last by smudge 20:21 Wed 21st Nov 2007
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Reply from the Tech's today....

Dear smudge, This is a message from the Answerbank Support Team. Thank you for your feedback. We have been experiencing technical issues recently on The AnswerBank and therefore the site has been...
11:46 Mon 19th Nov 200716 answers, last by smudge 23:31 Wed 21st Nov 2007
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Virginity repairs on the NHS....

Amazing that the NHS can find the money for virginity repair operations, when others who are genuinly in pain, have to wait so long for the treatment or medication they need & in some cases never get!...
14:33 Fri 16th Nov 200722 answers, last by naomi24 19:08 Fri 16th Nov 2007
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Anyone bought any Christmas goodies yet?

So far, I've bought a big tin of Rose Chocs, 2 boxes of Toffifee, 4 packs of gold & silver choc coins, a pack of Simpsons Character chocs & 2 packs of novelty chocs to hang on the tree. They're not...
16:19 Sat 10th Nov 200722 answers, last by pingu97 23:28 Sun 18th Nov 2007
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Does this remind you of anyone?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. 'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing...
13:13 Wed 07th Nov 20079 answers, last by smudge 22:35 Thu 08th Nov 2007
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Cute Road Hogs...

I read this endearing story this morning & though I'd share it with you: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=489464&in_p age_id=1811 Cute aren't they?
19:54 Thu 25th Oct 20074 answers, last by smudge 12:42 Fri 26th Oct 2007
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What a waste of time.....

....this category is. It should have been a sub-cat if anything......
17:38 Thu 25th Oct 200714 answers, last by sloppy-joe 00:11 Sat 27th Oct 2007
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Where's BOO?

Haven't been on here for a few days, but can't see that BOO's been about either. Anyone know if she's okay?
20:05 Tue 23rd Oct 200731 answers, last by Kleiber 23:50 Wed 24th Oct 2007
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Viagra Re-Post

He, he! Thought I'd re-post this seeing as I just rec'd another joke on it today: http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Jokes/Question313485.html
23:46 Sun 07th Oct 20071 answer, last by burston 11:46 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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Pet Insurance....

Have just rec'd a quote from Sainsbury's Pet Cover, via Axa Insurance, for our 16 week old kitten Milly. Apart from them, could you recommend any from this list, or any that aren't on it?...
13:33 Tue 02nd Oct 200711 answers, last by winny 15:34 Sat 06th Oct 2007
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Oven cleaning....

I was cleaning the top oven & grill today, but ran out of the usual Mr. Muscle. I ended up using some B&Q - BBQ spray which was absolutely brilliant. Just wondered what you would recommend for oven...
17:30 Mon 01st Oct 200712 answers, last by smudge 14:11 Wed 03rd Oct 2007
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Pet Insurance.......

Have just rec'd a quote from Sainsbury's Pet Cover, via Axa Insurance, for our 16 week kitten Milly. (?85 p.a.). Apart from them, could you recommend any from this list, or any that aren't on it?...
17:07 Mon 01st Oct 20072 answers, last by river 11:15 Wed 03rd Oct 2007
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Marple - who was the murderer.....

I fell asleep 20 minutes before the end of Marple last night, so never found out who murdered the mother or the lover. Could someone put me out of my misery & let me know please? Thanks in advance.......
16:22 Mon 01st Oct 20074 answers, last by smudge 18:39 Wed 03rd Oct 2007

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