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Wrong car.....

Following on from Erdinger...... Have you ever walked up to 'your' car & tried to open it by remote or key, only to find it isn't 'your' car?! I've done this a couple of times - very embarrassing,...
18:55 Tue 26th Feb 200811 answers, last by yinyang 22:38 Tue 26th Feb 2008
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No hope.....

My Aunt has been admitted to hospital for an emergency operation on one of her lungs. I've just rec'd an email from my cousin to say that they started to operate, but found that she has advanced...
22:44 Thu 21st Feb 200840 answers, last by Kleiber 22:59 Sat 23rd Feb 2008
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Shorcuts to Desktop....

My sister doesn't have any icons on her desktop & when I was there at the weekend, I tried to do some shortcuts for her, but nothing appears. I've never encountered this problem on any of my, or other...
12:21 Thu 21st Feb 200817 answers, last by smudge 23:28 Fri 22nd Feb 2008
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Smart answer.....

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at Sainsbury's, but couldn't find one big enough to feed her family. She asked a passing assistant, "'Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The assistant...
00:26 Wed 20th Feb 20088 answers, last by smudge 12:50 Wed 20th Feb 2008
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One Day, Long, Long ago.....

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who, surprisingly, did not whine, nag, or bitch........ But this was a long time ago..... and it was just ONE day. The End
18:07 Mon 18th Feb 20087 answers, last by smudge 12:37 Wed 20th Feb 2008
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Naughty addictions.......

I've never been addicted to anything before, but recently discovered Cafe Bistro Cripsy Bites from Aldi - 99p a bag! They're very small, round crunchy biscuits, with sunflower seeds & raisins. They...
17:23 Mon 18th Feb 200814 answers, last by smudge 23:56 Mon 18th Feb 2008
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Sick leave.....

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then she would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside...
16:19 Mon 18th Feb 20082 answers, last by smudge 14:29 Tue 19th Feb 2008
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The Afterlife.....

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to...
16:57 Tue 05th Feb 2008
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For snow lovers......

Happy snow dog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sUL0KCIc48&fea ture=related
14:02 Mon 04th Feb 20088 answers, last by smudge 16:21 Mon 04th Feb 2008
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Competition in women....

An old lady is in a lift in a posh department store, when two young arrogant women got in wearing very expensive scent. "Romance by Ralph Lauren" - ?100 a bottle says one. "Channel No 5 ?150 a bottle...
14:39 Fri 25th Jan 200820 answers, last by smudge 19:56 Fri 25th Jan 2008
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Yahoo....

My sister uses Yahoo, but accidentally made MSN her homepage instead of Yahoo. I explained how to change her hompage back, which she has done, but she's now emailed me to say that it's not how her...
20:27 Thu 17th Jan 20084 answers, last by ZebUK 17:54 Sat 19th Jan 2008
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Something to warm your cockles....

It did me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qVM6f9Ogs
15:20 Thu 10th Jan 200824 answers, last by smudge 16:25 Thu 10th Jan 2008
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Amir Khan.....

Has been banned from driving for the second time in two months. This time, he was fined ?1,000 & banned for six weeks - this is for speeding up to 140 m.p.h! Seeing as he has disregarded the first...
17:10 Mon 07th Jan 200815 answers, last by fletcher.5 04:11 Sun 13th Jan 2008
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Anyone else having trouble posting?

Have tried to post answers on threads today, on both Beta & conventional AB, but all to no avail. Have emailed the Ed & Tech,s, but just wondering if anyone else has had the same problem? P.S. Have...
18:32 Sun 06th Jan 200811 answers, last by smudge 18:25 Mon 07th Jan 2008
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Christmas - 2nd class posting dates......

I know the last posting date for sending Christmas cards by 2nd Class was yesterday 17th, but is anyone else chancing posting them today or a bit later?
13:00 Tue 18th Dec 20075 answers, last by dot.hawkes 14:38 Tue 18th Dec 2007
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Things pets swallow.....

Milly the kitty was a little bit sick for the first time on Tuesday - fortunately it was clear sick! ;o} When I was clearing it up, I noticed that she'd swallowed about 3 inches of gold curly foil...
16:10 Thu 06th Dec 200718 answers, last by warpig3 18:04 Fri 07th Dec 2007
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Cat adopts Squirrel...

I appreciate that not eveyone likes squirrels &/or cats like I do, but this is really nice to watch: Cat adopts Squirrel
17:52 Sun 02nd Dec 200712 answers, last by Kleiber 22:49 Sat 08th Dec 2007

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