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Appropriate avatars

most men find a suitable one, but why do some women pick the ones they do. I suspect that the ugly women find a glamorous avatar to enhance their appeal, are you listening ice-maiden.

legend758duo

come bring me your foul nasty beasts your deviants your foul mouthed clsp ridden deviants of the nigth. your pox laden creeps with breath of donkeys and faces of donkeys asses . come on say hello you...

topogigo

I have had enough!

In the name of god will you dreadful people pull yourselves together and stop posting these hopeless and frankly embarrassing jokes. It is so disappointing to look through the posts and find all these...

dot.hawkes

Ab has folded

when I click to open a question alls I get is the top bar and the bottom bar and they are one below the other with a small millimeterish gap, it is like someone needs to pull them apart so that i can...

smudge

Anyone for McDonald's?

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2002/mac_ch icken-p1.php

smudge

Penquins...

Not a Q, but something to warm your cockles: http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/baby-p enguin-walking-p1.php

luckyman

my pigs name is mohamed

i have thee pot bellied pigs..icall one of them mohamed...not jokin either or trying to get a dig in..ive had him three years now......am i going to get banned from this site now?

tickledtrout

Horrible week

This week has been awful. My grandad died just under 12 months ago and since then my Nan who has had ill health for years has gradually worsened and has spent the last 6 months living in a home. Last...

nat_84

vote for Mia (one last time - i promise!)

Hey Everyone, i'm gonna ask all you bored beautiful people to vote for my daughter ONE LAST TIME as the competition closes today! She got her picture taken at the Earls Court Baby Show earlier this...

mountainboo

Need quick advice - whats a good cheap mp3/mp4 player?

I have looked on all the review websites etc and amazon etc, bit confused. Just need small, lightweight, doesn't have to be a mp4. Preferably 2 GB. Any ideas? TIA

jkkerr

Celebrity Boob jobs

There have been pics of Chantelle Houghton this week, showing off her new boobs. I was under the impression that newly-done boobs were supposed to be supported 24/7 by a tight fitting bra, for...

PatriciaH

Christmas tree

Are you putting yours up tommorrow? if not when? : )

~max~

Animal films

Kidding! lol I have a few questions about my lovely kitten Jess (whom those of you who use the new AB can see as my avatar!). She is now almost 4 months, and as lively as ever! lol 1/ Why does she...

henrys

xmas

who is looking forward to xmas

Lucy Thomas

Party invite.

Anyone want to come to a Christening party tomorrow night. It's for my new pig, Mohammad.

netibiza....

Not green

As I was "banned "for 3 days I got a new username (although it's almost identical to the old one) so how come it's not green when I answer folk.

Fiszi

In a text what does this mean?

I was just wondering what it means if someone texts BL or iz. Thanks

AB Editor

From the Techies...

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worrier

gardening

What can be tent, barn or t shaped

weeal

Attn Hau Kola

Happy Birthday young un! I hope you have a lovely birthday, you deserve it girl xxx Legend - youre next tee hee Ive managed to sneak onto the web just briefly from down under as Im out in the sticks,...

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