Do I need help please can you all wake up. Its saturday morning and I havent got to go to work for the first saturday in ages. mrs nonuts is pestering me for sex, the dogs pestering me for walkies, me...
wtf is that pete druggerty all about? hes tuned to the moon and trippin outta his nut. surely hes as high as a pair of joe the pikeys old underpants isnt he????
we have just come home ,went on ab, nobody here, got bored, and just realised we do both have really good senses of humour. he is much better on the pc than i am and im much better in public (any way...
I have the maximum no claims bonus on my driving licence but I've just got three points on my licence for speeding. How will this affect my premium? Will I have to pay more?
I can hear people down in the bar murdering some really good songs on the karaoke. Whats the song you always sing? Mine is I think were alone now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_CeBtQnjU
hi I have put this elsewhere.My son has a job he really wants but he has to give 3 months notice to his present job(gas) which is unacceptable to his new employers.... otherwise they will...
This is wonderful! A news anchor refuses to have anything to do with the story and tries to burn her script! Go Mika!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VdNcCcweL0
I woke up last night and this morning with an itchy scrotum. This also happened the night before too :( I havent slept with anyone for a while so i have no STD and i checked my bed for a spider....
El Pais newspaper has confirmed that the Spanish Police have arrested a Italian man for the possible abduction of Maddie. This is a respectable newspaper, so let's hope.
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Theres a shadow ghost in my house. I keep seeing it out of the corner of my eye. Things i have noticed relating to it are:Black, un-natural shadows moving out the corner of my eye,...
For the past 2 weeks now, I have been suffering with bad acid indigestion - I have never suffered from this before at all - today its been really bad as such I have had a bad stomach ache and felt so...
Just heard on sky news that the queen has shown her books so to speak. I was surprised that it onlycosts 37 million pounds to fund the royal family. Its only an average of 62p per persion in the uk....
