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jedimistress

Beautiful Dolphin extinct

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/1 2/061214-dolphin-extinct.html Such sad news. I know that man is making creatures extinct every day but this one is so sad. He is such a cute little...
17:13 Mon 19th Feb 20076 answers, last by Mani Hussain 21:31 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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wendilla

retired gent

A retired gent went to the social security to apply for social security.After waiting a long time he gets to the counter.The woman asks him for his driving licience and he looked in his pockets and...
09:18 Tue 20th Feb 20071 answer, last by smudge 11:24 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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wendilla

cremated husband

Woman recently lost her husband and had him cremated and brought his ashes home.She poured him on the garden table talking to him she said "Irvine you know that fur coat you promised me,I bought it...
09:29 Tue 20th Feb 20072 answers, last by Lovinit 12:34 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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devilwoman

dots egg and chips

i've been told to ask u about your egg and chips!!!!!!?
23:02 Mon 19th Feb 200710 answers, last by smudge 11:14 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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Chasingcars

Link Detached

A friend of mine recently bought a house descibed as 'link detached'. There is a garage from each neighbour linking their house to each neighbour However one of the neighbours has now had an extension...
20:05 Mon 19th Feb 20074 answers, last by smudge 20:38 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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tali122

lion and a tiger -fight

who would win in a fight between a lion and a tiger?
23:25 Tue 15th Aug 200612 answers, last by smudge 20:07 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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jedimistress

Extinct Dolphin

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/1 2/061214-dolphin-extinct.html Another sad tale thanks to man.
17:14 Mon 19th Feb 20073 answers, last by divegirl 09:35 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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Pharlap

Lager

A chap goes to the doctors and asks for help with his love life. What seems to be the problem the doctor asks and the chap replies that when he makes love he doesn't get any feeling. It feels like...
18:56 Mon 19th Feb 20073 answers, last by Marvelman 21:39 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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Roughquest

Para

Could someone enlighten me as to the meaning of the word 'para' as is 'paralegal', 'paramedic', 'paraglide'. Thanks RQ xx
18:54 Sun 18th Feb 200710 answers, last by Penistone 00:52 Thu 29th Mar 2007
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Pharlap

Doctors

A black man goes to the doctors who asks what 's wrong with him, I' ve got a problem with my chopper he replies and the doctor asks to have a look at it. As it crashes to the table his helmit falls...
17:41 Mon 19th Feb 20072 answers, last by dolly pond 21:32 Tue 20th Feb 2007
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smudge

Monday Test.....

Not a question - but just thought you'd like to try this: http://www.risingstarkaraoke.com/monday_test.h tml
15:41 Mon 19th Feb 20077 answers, last by JimJools 16:44 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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peppy

Driving your computer

An anorak of a question here. How do you scroll the pages up/down ? I use the arrow up/down keys, Mr.P moves the pointy thing to the right hand bar, presses and holds down the left hand side of the...
19:52 Sun 18th Feb 200710 answers, last by smudge 12:36 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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wendilla

roll that back

Man walks into Asda supermarket where there advertising slogans are (roll back prices)puts his circumcised penis on the counter and says to the assistant"see if you can roll that back"
15:06 Sun 18th Feb 20073 answers, last by smudge 12:03 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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BriWrite

Essex

An Essex girl hits a lamppost and is thrown from her car; a passer by goes to her aid and sees a pool of blood. "Where are you bleeding from?" He asks. She looks up and says, "F**king Romford." Why...
12:18 Sun 18th Feb 20073 answers, last by smudge 12:00 Mon 19th Feb 2007
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pregnant-s

delete all my posts please

can someone delete all my threads as i dont want them anymore and dont no how to get rid of them
07:27 Thu 15th Feb 200717 answers, last by here2listen 15:49 Fri 16th Feb 2007
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flip-flop

Moustaches

Only acceptable; 1. In the 70s 2. On porn stars. 3. On old ladies. I know this is completely irrational, but I take an instant distrust to blokes who have moustaches. Am I alone?
18:00 Wed 14th Feb 200721 answers, last by unruliejulie 12:15 Thu 15th Feb 2007
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henrys

m soft

microsoft advises update now
15:47 Wed 14th Feb 200714 answers, last by caz1975 22:48 Wed 14th Feb 2007
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crete

before it gets banned ?

sorry ed, a quick get well card to carakeel, please sign below.
17:11 Wed 14th Feb 200730 answers, last by Theland 08:53 Thu 15th Feb 2007
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crete

regular questions ?

ed, obviously the pink questions are now a daily occurance, why do you confine them to B S and NEWS ? especially as there are numerous topics and indeed sub topics to choose from now ?
15:41 Wed 14th Feb 200714 answers, last by smudge 18:05 Wed 14th Feb 2007
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AB Asks

Power of Life and Death

The news that a 30 year old woman lady with heart, lung and spinal conditions wants doctors to induce a coma-like state has reopened the issue of a patient's 'right to die'. Doctors looking after the...
10:59 Wed 14th Feb 200732 answers, last by MiniN 13:21 Fri 16th Feb 2007

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