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Witty names.....

I think I just heard my husband right.... A few days ago Terry Wogan said he was listening to the Jeremy Vine show & a correspondent phoned in saying his name was Drew Peacock! No one at the studio...
18:03 Fri 09th Feb 200715 answers, last by Trum48 14:42 Thu 15th Mar 2007
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smudge

Current Ford Focus Advert Music....

Could anyone tell me where I can find the music to the current Ford Focus advert please? I've looked on You Tube, but can't seem to find it. I can't look on LimeWire as I don't know the name of it....
22:16 Fri 09th Feb 20074 answers, last by smudge 20:16 Sun 11th Feb 2007
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battersby

for you BOO

08/02/2007 18:30:28 Estie Dot yes 2/6/2007 11:51:55 AM Dot Estie she said battersby/daisy was a stupid **** and needed a good **** 2/6/2007 11:52:00 AM Dot Estie on the long thread 2/6/2007 11:52:03...
17:41 Sun 11th Feb 20077 answers, last by smudge 19:39 Sun 11th Feb 2007
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devil monkey

everyone

can everyone please stop behaving like children. this is meant to be a family site where people come on and ask a question that may have been bugging them for awhile. then somebody who knows the...
19:11 Sun 11th Feb 200716 answers, last by unruliejulie 21:52 Sun 11th Feb 2007
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brooky28

migraine

i've suffered with migraine/headache all of my life and realise they are bought on by many factors including chocolate and alcohol. however, with a stag weekend approaching i don't particularly want...
18:48 Sun 11th Feb 20074 answers, last by pcwork 02:39 Mon 12th Feb 2007
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bobtheduck-

what footwear are you wearing?

im wearing a beige pair of slip on hush puppies what about you?
18:28 Sun 11th Feb 200721 answers, last by clairelou99 21:51 Mon 12th Feb 2007
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Carakeel

Isn't love the most valuable and powerful thing we can ever have?

Hi everyone! Well today is my 58th birthday and I feel privileged and delighted and incredibly grateful to be here! I still feel like I am in my late 40s and I have never ever been happier in my life...
21:41 Sat 10th Feb 200731 answers, last by whiskeysheri 12:21 Mon 12th Feb 2007
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idalovett

The Paradox of our Times

I received a beautiful slideshow this morning and I simply have to share it. Its available for 7 days on the following link. Enjoy! http://download.yousendit.com/B1097C0B1A6FC1B0
12:02 Sat 10th Feb 20077 answers, last by idalovett 18:32 Sat 10th Feb 2007
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crete

dear ED?

before my time as an aber, there was a chat section which older users will tell us became very unmanageable, maybe the current users will be more responsible and it would solve your problem re...
16:30 Fri 09th Feb 200763 answers, last by ummmm 18:45 Sat 10th Feb 2007
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smudge

Not really a joke, but here goes.....

New Telephone Voice Mail Greeting. Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the Country...? "GOOD MORNING & WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES" "Press '1' if you speak English". "Press '2'...
16:25 Fri 09th Feb 20072 answers, last by smudge 18:51 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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idalovett

Pink posts

How does the Ed decide what subjects she considers are so important that they should be in pink and pinned for a day? Looking at the News section for example I would have thought Child torturers or...
12:29 Fri 09th Feb 200711 answers, last by AB Editor 11:47 Mon 12th Feb 2007
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netibiza

Oooops

My question has gone
17:28 Fri 09th Feb 20079 answers, last by netibiza 20:17 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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topogigo

By deed poll

In my local paper: Mr Robert Penis has formaly changed his name by deed poll. He will now be officially known as "Bob" Penis
16:56 Wed 07th Feb 20075 answers, last by starry eyes 17:04 Tue 13th Feb 2007
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topogigo

transport problems

A guy meets a girl in a pub, after plying her with drink he asks if her can come back to hers for some horizontal refreshment, " not possible" she says, "I'm on my menstrual cycle!" "No bother " He...
10:57 Thu 08th Feb 20072 answers, last by smudge 17:54 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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AB Asks

Stick thin models.

The recent 'size zero' phenomenon has struck fear into many people. Mothers are worried their daughters will end up anorexic in the quest to be thin, women worry that being emaciated is now beautiful....
10:58 Fri 09th Feb 200747 answers, last by noirist 01:23 Sat 17th Feb 2007
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smudge

Management Lesson....

Johnny fancied a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said: "I'll give you a ?100 for sex", but the girl said "NO"....
13:45 Fri 09th Feb 20073 answers, last by smudge 15:23 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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chimney

In the paper............

it said to check on your neighbours during this period of cold weather. The woman that lives next door to us is 87, she hasn't been round once to make sure we're ok. The lazy cow hasn't even taken in...
21:21 Fri 02nd Feb 20072 answers, last by smudge 12:18 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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curiosity

Two girls

On their way home from a night on the town 2 girls are desperate for a wee. Lets go in the cemetary one suggests. So they go up against some gravestones. "What are you going to wipe with?" one asks....
23:05 Fri 02nd Feb 20075 answers, last by smudge 12:17 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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chitchat

Why was the Washing Machine laughing?

It was taking the p1ss out of your knickers.
08:06 Sun 04th Feb 20072 answers, last by smudge 12:13 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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topman9thnov

fall out

pat and mick flying an helicopter, mick says. pat if we turn it upside down will we fall out. pat replies no we would still be friends.
17:03 Mon 05th Feb 20072 answers, last by smudge 11:54 Fri 09th Feb 2007

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