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firehazzard

frenchman

what do you call a frenchman wearing sandals ? Phillipe phollope. :)
17:47 Mon 05th Feb 20075 answers, last by Mammar 14:36 Thu 01st Mar 2007
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teash

whats that smell

A little old lady in Miami took her car to her mechanic. She told him "Every time I take any of my friends out in my car, after a while <>there is this terrible smell !! It never happens when I...
18:33 Tue 06th Feb 20071 answer, last by smudge 11:49 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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topogigo

oh yeh?

I was in the garden centre of B&Q, an assistant came up to me and asked if he could help. "I want to board out my garden " i said, "Do ya want decking? " he said, " Do you want a crack-o-the gob?" I...
19:10 Tue 06th Feb 20072 answers, last by smudge 11:47 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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Ollie_P

Cheese shop

A man goes to see his Bank Manager to ask for a loan so he can fulfill his lifelong dream of having his own Cheese Shop. The man says "I want to relocate to Leicester & paint my shop bright red so...
19:48 Tue 06th Feb 20072 answers, last by smudge 11:43 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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yucker j

salesmen

a salesmen knocks on a door and a little boy anwsers with a can of lager in one hand and a cigar in the other, the salesmen asks ,is your father or mother in son? to which the boy...
22:28 Tue 06th Feb 20071 answer, last by smudge 11:41 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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topogigo

An act of faith!

Two men visit a faith healer, the first explains that he has never been able to walk and that he cannot stand without crutches. The faith healer assures him he will be able to walk if he has faith,...
16:54 Wed 07th Feb 20071 answer, last by smudge 11:38 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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story_teller

butchers shop

a guy walks in to a butchers shop and says morning can i have 2lb of liver plz butcher replies sorry fresh out of liver ive got some nice steak and kidney .....guy replies no its ok ive got my bike...
10:15 Thu 08th Feb 20079 answers, last by story_teller 14:13 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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LostSheep

Two Essex girls

Two Essex girls walk up to a perfume counter and pick up a Sample bottle, Joanne sprays it on her wrist and smells it, "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?" "Yeah, what's it called?" "Viens...
22:16 Thu 08th Feb 20073 answers, last by smudge 11:27 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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Marvelman

visit to doctors.

A man went to see his doctor, i have a bowel movement every morning at seven thirty, he told the doctor, thats fine replied the doctor whats the problem, i dont get up untill eight the man replied.
22:25 Thu 08th Feb 20071 answer, last by smudge 11:25 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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smudge

Spooky or what?......

Before I went out today, I was showing someone how to upload photo's onto AnswerBank using a very old thread of mine, dated 19.10.04. Low & behold, just after doing this, I rec'd two answers posted...
19:04 Thu 08th Feb 200712 answers, last by whiskeysheri 00:11 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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smudge

What is your favourite soap (as in washing)?

Mine is: For my face: Boots No. 7 Gentle Soap Free Wash - Vitamin Pro 85 For my body: Dove Cream Bar   My husband won't use anything else but Palmolive!
15:57 Tue 19th Oct 200423 answers, last by smudge 19:56 Thu 08th Feb 2007
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smudge

No more answers required??

It is so frustrating when you go to the bother of typing out an answer, then post it, only to find that it doesn't appear! Before typing, where does it show that the person no longer requires any more...
16:18 Sun 16th Nov 200333 answers, last by smudge 14:06 Thu 08th Feb 2007
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sunflower71

Finding People

I have looked at www192.com and wwwb4usearch.com are there any others that are FREE TIA
11:57 Thu 08th Feb 20077 answers, last by smudge 13:45 Thu 08th Feb 2007
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JanineG

Anyone knee deep in snow yet??

what's the best/worst snow you can remember?
00:09 Thu 08th Feb 200714 answers, last by Mammar 09:53 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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AB Asks

How long is too long?

Poor old Tony is under scrutiny once again. The man cannot seem to get a thing right in the eyes of the public. Mr Blair has been questioned over the cash for honours affair. He said: "I am not going...
11:40 Thu 08th Feb 200719 answers, last by Marky B 21:20 Thu 08th Feb 2007
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naz_nomad

How far have you got this morning?

Or did you just not bother? I made it about 3? miles before I decided ''screw this''.
09:21 Thu 08th Feb 200743 answers, last by joko 01:46 Fri 09th Feb 2007
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Panic Button

I'm in England

Which country are you in?
09:55 Thu 08th Feb 200757 answers, last by mbakey1234 20:21 Sun 11th Mar 2007
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bounceagain

Snow

Anyone got snow by you yet?
15:44 Wed 07th Feb 200738 answers, last by smudge 10:45 Thu 08th Feb 2007
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kita1

Country of poster

Would it be possible to indicate somehow which country in the world people live when they post a question. For example: In animals and nature sometimes there are questions from people in America who...
14:56 Wed 07th Feb 200717 answers, last by smudge 10:43 Thu 08th Feb 2007
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bobtheduck-

are leggings warm

as snow is expected and i may have to walk to the bus stop as opposed to taking my vw passat estate ( L model) would it be appropriate to dress in a lovely pair of mauve leggings that i own and white...
18:41 Wed 07th Feb 200718 answers, last by legend758 13:27 Thu 08th Feb 2007

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