I have a "big" birthday very soon. I happen to know that arrangements are afoot for a "surprise" party. Trouble is, I really don't want any fuss or any money spent or people to go...
When I reported it to the police, the copper asked "how did you find the body?"
"Well", I replied, "The t!ts were OK, but the ar$e was a bit large!!"...
Im sure ive asked this before but cant remember.
We all know that theres a back page button on a qwerty keyboard, but is there a forward page button anywhere?
Thanks....
I have just got a Macbook Pro. It was plugged in and shown vaguely to me. I then closed it down for the night. I then left it for a few days (switched off at the wall) waiting for the man to come and...
Good day! I hope you all join me in wishing the Weekend Ed a very Happy Birthday! I am pretty sure he'll be having a drink on behalf of every single on of you this evening. As the Weekend Ed is around...
okay im not on a windup honest i was gazing out the window (due west) and saw what i thought was a big star...it was maybe 6 or 7 times the size of usual stars and bright orange rather than...
This may well have been asked before. Sorry, if it has... I have unicorn on right shoulder blade and a string of 5 butterflies on lower back - one purple,2 blue (for my sons) and 2 pink (for my...
Ahhhhhhhh weirest thing happened the other night! There's a guy in year above me, trust me i 100% do not like him in that way!! I have spoken to him before but very rarely although he speaks to some...
A friend of mine and I were talking to someone who grows weed, and he told us that he grows other veg in the same place so if he gets raided the police can not take his equipment, is this true?
I want to buy an external hard drive to use as a backup. I know nothing about them. Can anyone recommend one please. I'm running XP on my desktop and have Vista on my laptop. As I said I know nothing...