This is something I've just remembered that happened on holiday, dad needed a teaspoon whilst in the bath!
It seemed hilarious and awkward so we never asked why, can you think of any reasons?...
Food has replaced sex in my life now, I can't even get into my own knickers I'm Retired, - I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.... When I was younger all I wanted was a BMW, Now I'm older...
Just to let you know that I am proud of you, your job is so important to all of the community, worthwhile and respected by all the study hard, make sh@ggin Nomercy purely secondary for the time being...
Docspock tells me to "sod off" and that's fine. I call him numbnuts and get deleted. Nice one. If the only way you can win an argument is to go running off to teacher, then you are worse...
Dear All, Turns out I write like P.G Woodhouse - or, at least, this is what happened when I put and old blog post into this: http://iwl.me/ Why not stick one of your posts in and tell us who your...
Starters: Waldorf Salad OR French Onion soup with cheese Crouton OR Duck and orange Pate Mains: Lamb leg, mushroom, pepper and onion kebabs, savoury rice OR Chicken chasseur OR Roast Sirloin of Beef,...
What precautions do onion peelers and cutters in factories that provide us with ready chopped onions take? Do they don full chemical gear or do they get used to peeling onions? Ok maybe machines do it...
Do you drink a cup of tea with your little finger sticking out?
If so are there any other activities for which you give your little finger a rest while your other fingers are busy?...