Had to post this as i'm still laughing about it several hours later. Two blokes came to the till, obviously a bit bladdered but not overly so, querying the price of vodka we keep behind us on a wall....
I'll try to be brief! Had problems with periods and was therefore put on coil. That was taken out after 5 years and i went on the mini-pill. I stopped taking that in October/November of last year and...
Took laptop to neighbour who wanted some info. Came home and put lappy on kitchen worktop, not noticing a wire behind it leading to vacuum cleaner. Big crash and found lappy on floor. Would it work,...
Hi Ed, I was just curious, could you maintain a troll user id alongside a "normal" id on answerbank? would you be able to have 2 browsers open simultaneously and post abuse in one and nice...
If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I don't really need to answer as I already changed my name from Bigbrain_biggerego99 to how it is now. I thank the Ed and I can never pay...
Anybody meeting “Anna” for the first time would be forgiven for thinking she has a perfect life. She is 29, slim, attractive, well educated and rapidly climbing the career ladder as a...
Leave our beloved ed alone, he along with some circus friends banned the unholy troll twins and now has godlike status as he is the one true messiah and saviour, bless him and all that kneels before...
Many years ago, I had a recipe for a lemon tart with a gin glaze. I think it came from a supermarket recipe book or a leaflet but i cant find it now. It was a lovely sharp flavour and I would like to...
*_History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word_* 10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras,...
What do people think of the latest trick of Katie Price/Jordan? Her daughter done up like a child-hooker with false eyelashes, shadow & lippy looking more like one of those American Beauty Queen...
http://www.dailymail....12-murdered-home.html as someone in her position I cannot fathom her actions, I know how tiring and tough it is but even at my lowest ebb I could not even contemplate this. I...
i cant believe what im hearing, i just told someone about my crash today and they said why arent you claiming whiplash, are you a wuss / pus5y?? you need to grow some balls, everyone is at it etc etc...
hi, can somebody please give me a link to downloadl the free version of limewire please? ive had it installed on my computer for some time now and has always worked fine, but when i went to use it...