Two naked statues, echoing classical Greece stand facing one another in a public park. One early morning before the park gates are open, a passing fairy spotted to God and Godess figures and took pity...
Why do people say, "I turned around and said", or "he turned around and said". Do people really 'turn around' and say? Do you? I don't, unless the person I'm aiming to talk to is behind me when I want...
A chap buys a donkey from an old farmer for ?100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next morning, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I've got some bad news. The donkey...
In the 90s- or maybe the early 00s there was a song by two young ladies. It went mainstream. The filmclip had them putting people over their knee and spanking them- What was the song called?"
I can't remember the author or title I'm afraid but it was quite intriguing and has stuck in my memory. A man was in a store and on the down escalator. He wasn't paying much attention and at each...
"Dogs have masters, cats have slaves" and "Cats live with you on their terms" seemed to ring particularly true! They had both of those quotes on wee hanging plaques in a local charity shop, and I...
What alchoholic drinks were around when you were of the age to start drinking. I would feel really special and grown up to be bought a babycham with cherries on a cocktail stick lol!!! My dad owned a...
hello, my daughter just loves the song, and we only know he played 3, we think the song goes all the way to 10, has anyone an idea of the other verses? much thanks
I just paid that ungodly sum for making the wrong decision by choosing munchies over a twix. why the hell are they so expensive? they don't even taste that nice. Is the machine that puts the biscuit...
Not that sort, you mucky pups! :o) I dream a LOT, every single night and I can always remember parts of them the next day, but I had one last night that really spooked me and has stayed with me all...
hi there. can anyone explain to me what the difference is between two people who are best friends and two people who are in love and in a relationship. is the only difference a sexual one? is there...
On Friday I felt really naseous all day, slept for about 15 hrs Friday night and on Saturday felt much better. However, every day since that have had very loose bowel movement every morning then feel...
My partner is going on a stag weekend to Bournemouth. I On both nights he is going to lapdancing clubs. This doesn't sit well with me and I think most of those clubs are totally naked now. I can't...
