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Just Thought I'd Tell You All .....

that I have had a recipe published in the current edition of Take a Break My Favourite Recipes. I shall be signing copies in our front room if anyone wants one ;-)

thejudderman

Bongo Bongo Land????

As usual the "what can I be offended about today" brigade are out in force! Sad sad people need to get a life!!...

gness

The Wheels Of The Poo Panel

grind exceeding slow. Further to my incontinence pad rant on 25th July you won't be surprised to hear that the Poo Panel has yet to decide whether or not my ninety year old, dementia suffering,...

Tilly2

I Have A New Pet!

I have an old potting tray in the garden which I use as a bird bath. It's quite deep and the sparrows always seem hesitant to jump in. Yesterday, I put in a paving slab, at an angle, so that the...

Bernie

Star Chic Magazine

8a. Vague (6) I?M?N? Maany thanks...

Infomaniac

Why Are Jews Persecuted By Christians If They Were The Instruments Of Humankind's Salvation?

I do not understand why the Jews have been, and are still being in some quarters, persecuted by Christians. Jesus was a Jew, as were his entire family, the people to whom he preached, and all of his...

Kramer21

Dickstrawbridges Mustache (Hungry Sailors)

Am i the only one who wouldn't accept any food he was serving unless he covered up his mustache with a mustache cover much like some of the chefs with beards have to? I find it rather off putting and...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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ferlew

Ladybirds.

I haven't seen a single one this year. Have any of you seen any?

nungate

Murraymints

If you happen to spot a very Pink car pass by yours in about half an hour or so, it will contain Queenie and her friend on their way to pick up the newest member of our family. (Believe me I doubt...

Spoonboy

Useless Information

Hello Abers one and all. Do you have any useless information you'd like to add here? Like, did you know a cockroach's brain is located inside its body, and if it loses its head it can live up to nine...

gness

A Glance Through The Good Morning Thread....

....and some annoying happenings in my family over the past few months has convinced me that it is obligatory for every family to have one complete oddball in it......very often the sister..... My...

naomi24

Ed, I Hate That Advert For Tweak.

At first glance it looks like a message my computer is putting up. ‘Clean your PC’ – with an ‘OK’ button to click – which brings up the company’s website. It’s appearing next to the...

marval

Turning Into

A man visited his psychiatrist and told him that he thought he was turning into a packet of biscuits. "What sort of biscuits?' asked the psychiatrist. "Square ones," said the man. "With little holes...

MyBlackHen

I See Elsewhere....

The Knob is bragging about being Desktop, and Stylax. Are you aware?...

stewey

Old Things.

Apart from yourself, what is the oldest thing that you have in your home? Mine would be a treadle-style sewing machine which I am dating at 1869. It could be quite a few years older than that because...

anotheoldgit

This Is Much Serious Than Bongo Bongo Land, Don't You Agree?

While they try and lead us down the path of offensive words, this is what the real and much more serious problem is, that they try to avert our eyes from....

stokemaveric

Im Busy Tomorrow So Here Are My Tips For Tomorrow...

steps..14.05..ascot tahaamah..14.20 haydock [e/w] chesterfield..14.40..ascot quick wit..14.55..haydock conduct..15.00..newmarket star lahib..15.15..ascot ultraspnic..15.25..haydock wedding...