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tigwig
I am so sad, my cat has been gone all day. The last time he was seen was at 7.45 this morning. I know its not really that long but it's completely out of character for him. We have had him since he...
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Sqad
Didn't Gordon Brown say that the UK would be the last European country to go into the recession and the first to come out? Have I got this right?...
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tonyav
Bloke meets a woman for first date. Thet go for a drink. Later when they get back to the car they start kissing. The woman says ' I want you to kiss me somewhere dirty and smelly' ' You can forget...
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Eve
Am quite curious as had a camera pill scan the other day and nurse said it had gone right through my system and left it in under 5 and a half hours. Seems a bit quick but I thought it could be a good...
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docspock
Went to Lytham, took packed lunch. Did the charity shops and bought fishing jacket. Drove along Blackpool prom to Cleveleys, bought some maggotts, went fishing and caught 6 lb carp. Driving past Noth...
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lilacben
but I have forgotten how many of each.? Think it was two of each at the same time. would someone be able to confirm that for me please. many thanks
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tinkerbell23
omg i think i am dying im getn worse- last night i couldnt sleep coz of hallucinations and tried havn bath..im too hot..too cold. back n neck r agony!! thoat isnt as bad anymore got 8 cocodamol a day...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....-crack-shootings.html /////" Motorcycle police armed with semi automatic pistols are to patrol the streets for the first time in a bid to combat shootings"//////////...
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beckybrown08
im Seventeen and am 26 weeks pregnant, My ex is 20 and we had been together near enough 2 years, However he didn't react to well and he didn't talk to me for a while. So i decided that his parents...
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vibrasphere
http://www.macclesfie...off_drunken_attackers...
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tonyav
My favorite is when I have just come out of the boozer, And as I head of to the chippy over the road, The closer I get the stronger the chippy's aroma gets, ummm bloody loverly.
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docspock
Bra fitting on Good Morning.
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Bobbisox
Been down to the Docs with my little Ben, he had a localised rash on his cheeks, generally lethargic and complaing of a headache Sqads if ypu are there, the doc said it was "Slap Cheek' anyone...
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Gromit
1st - Baroness Warsi 2nd Bonnie Greer 3rd - Bland man from Lib Dems Last = Jack Straw Last = Nick Griffin What did you think?...
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Velvetee
Have the motley crue of bullies left? Has their ringleader on the Reef left?
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Bbbananas
.. & finds too late that men betray. What charm can soothe her melancholy? What art can wash her guilt away? the only art her guilt to cover, to hide her shame from every eye, to give repentence...
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tonyav
I need to go and get my hair cut, but the woman who usually cut's my hair is known locally as dirty Sharon, so what do you recon.
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AndThenSome
but unfortunately All my gums will have to come out! is this a painful procedure?...

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