I am so sad, my cat has been gone all day. The last time he was seen was at 7.45 this morning. I know its not really that long but it's completely out of character for him. We have had him since he...
Bloke meets a woman for first date. Thet go for a drink. Later when they get back to the car they start kissing. The woman says ' I want you to kiss me somewhere dirty and smelly' ' You can forget...
Am quite curious as had a camera pill scan the other day and nurse said it had gone right through my system and left it in under 5 and a half hours. Seems a bit quick but I thought it could be a good...
Went to Lytham, took packed lunch. Did the charity shops and bought fishing jacket. Drove along Blackpool prom to Cleveleys, bought some maggotts, went fishing and caught 6 lb carp. Driving past Noth...
omg i think i am dying im getn worse- last night i couldnt sleep coz of hallucinations and tried havn bath..im too hot..too cold. back n neck r agony!! thoat isnt as bad anymore got 8 cocodamol a day...
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im Seventeen and am 26 weeks pregnant, My ex is 20 and we had been together near enough 2 years, However he didn't react to well and he didn't talk to me for a while. So i decided that his parents...
My favorite is when I have just come out of the boozer, And as I head of to the chippy over the road, The closer I get the stronger the chippy's aroma gets, ummm bloody loverly.
Been down to the Docs with my little Ben, he had a localised rash on his cheeks, generally lethargic and complaing of a headache Sqads if ypu are there, the doc said it was "Slap Cheek' anyone...
.. & finds too late that men betray. What charm can soothe her melancholy? What art can wash her guilt away? the only art her guilt to cover, to hide her shame from every eye, to give repentence...