"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "That's okay," replied Little Johnny,...
Dear Benefits Person, My name is Charles Wright and I live in Camborne, I would like to present before you the following story: Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old...
After reading all the hype about Aldi before Christmas, Mrs BT and I ventured in there. We spoke to a customer who was denuding the shelves of their supply of filet steak. Curiously we asked him about...
We just paid for a survey for our house, 8 out of 10 people said they’d buy it. I was always taking notes at my last job, But then they checked the till. I purchased a microwave bed recently, 8...
I have three I can't do on this one to finish the whole lot. It is bands and solo artists. 5. Pony-cam (two words 3, 7) begins with a or b 64. Rots cod (4, 7) begins with s 74. Tickets include man...
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?" His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"...
1. I had a tax rebate this week of £1,077.88. My friend's son was on wrong tax code too and he got nearly £1,500. 2. Alfie and I are all cuddled up. 3. It's finally stopped raining. 4. I've made...
well I just checked my lone ticket for the euromillions I don't have one single number or even a lucky star number, raffle is way off too.
Is there anyone else like me ? how comes I never ever win ?...
The kindergarten class had settled down to its colouring books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons.” "Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I...
Three professors had walked down to the train station from the University. They were so absorbed in their conversation that they didn't hear the train arrive, but they did notice the noise of the...
A woman who was driving down the motorway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she...
cryptic place names with seasonal connection 2 heavy visitors near river (surrey) (8 4 6) 5 los angeles district? (worcestershire) (9) 7 egghead sapling (essex) (9) 8 white icefall knoll near broadway...