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The Nun Flags Down A Cab

The Nun Flags down a cab She gets into the cab, and notices that the driver is VERY handsome Cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask...
15:04 Mon 11th Nov 20133 answers, last by starone 09:16 Tue 12th Nov 2013
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marval

British Gas?

A man knocked at the door of a house. The lady of the house opened the door. The man said, "I am the here, to fix your leaky pipe." The Lady said, "We don't have a leaky pipe here." The plumber says,...
15:56 Sun 10th Nov 20135 answers, last by starone 09:10 Tue 12th Nov 2013
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marval

Quantum Theory Of Socks

Philosophers have long wondered why socks have this habit of getting lost, and why humans always end up with large collections of unmatched odd socks. One school of thought says that socks are very...
14:46 Sun 10th Nov 20137 answers, last by starone 09:06 Tue 12th Nov 2013
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Georgiesmum

Breastfeeding Babies.

What do you think of the idea of new mums in deprived areas being offered £200 in food shopping vouchers if they breastfeed their baby for six months? Surely this money could be better spent. What do...
08:49 Tue 12th Nov 201349 answers, last by jno 09:47 Wed 13th Nov 2013
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marval

Which Toilet Paper?

An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud. "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian....
16:47 Sat 09th Nov 20136 answers, last by tonyav 14:45 Sun 10th Nov 2013
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starone

Gannex Raincoat

I have a Gannex raincoat which I have probably had for about fifty years but never worn. So I recently decided I would wear it, (it looks quite good). it is raining here and I had to go to the dentist...
15:52 Fri 08th Nov 201314 answers, last by jomifl 10:43 Mon 11th Nov 2013
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starone

Embroidery

I fancy doing some embroidery. When I was young you could buy cushion covers with patterns already on them for embroidery. Can you still buy this sort of thing and if so where can I buy them. I have...
15:59 Fri 08th Nov 201317 answers, last by atalanta 21:44 Sat 09th Nov 2013
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tamborine

18Years Only For Murder ?

Why not life for the coward ? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/imran-douglas-murdered-margery-gilby-2710738...
23:11 Fri 08th Nov 201325 answers, last by FredPuli43 17:28 Sat 09th Nov 2013
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marval

Don't Sit Down

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably...
22:32 Fri 08th Nov 201349 answers, last by tonyav 22:07 Sat 09th Nov 2013
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Woodsz

As I Mature……………………..

As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just...
15:16 Fri 08th Nov 20134 answers, last by Butterbun 23:30 Fri 08th Nov 2013
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marval

Three

An old couple are on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a little present on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get me a tissue." The husband replies. "What for? He must be half-a-mile...
14:30 Fri 08th Nov 20133 answers, last by tonyav 23:14 Fri 08th Nov 2013
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BlueToffee

John Lewis

So here is the new John Lewis Christmas advertisement. I like it, what do you think? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqWig2WARb0&feature=youtu.be...
09:37 Fri 08th Nov 201334 answers, last by China Doll 19:46 Fri 08th Nov 2013
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jake-the-peg

Nissan To Reconsider Uk Production If We Leave The Eu

If Nissan are saying this out loud ahead of time how many other big manufacturers are considering it privately? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-24859486 Doesn't this give the lie to those who say...
08:44 Fri 08th Nov 201350 answers, last by tonyav 13:26 Sun 10th Nov 2013
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JacksonsMom

Blood Test Results..

I must be getting on peoples nerves with my paranoid self!. Im so sorry.. I had my blood taken on tuesday. Just wondering.. although the doctors ive spoken to dont believe it to be anything sinister....
19:25 Thu 07th Nov 201314 answers, last by Mamyalynne 23:09 Thu 07th Nov 2013
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Caribeing

Cliff Richard (The One Show)

Cliff on the One Show, doesn't he look brilliant for being aged 73. Do you think being single helps him to look so well, no marital strifes
19:17 Thu 07th Nov 201336 answers, last by ELVIS68 22:41 Fri 08th Nov 2013
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ToraToraTora

Why Are We Appeasing The Sweaties?

If they are going to be "independent" next year why do we let them have the ship building up there to the detriment of Portsmouth? Surely its a result for the UK they Leave the UK & EU so why bother...
20:15 Wed 06th Nov 201384 answers, last by Quizmonster 09:09 Fri 08th Nov 2013
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BlueToffee

The Black Bra

The Black Bra (as told by a woman). I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends recently. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our...
15:54 Wed 06th Nov 20139 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:42 Wed 06th Nov 2013
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maggiebee

Smile?

What's large, grey and doesn't matter? An irrelephant. I once toyed with the idea of creating a new type of Velcro - one with loops on both sides. Then I realised it would never catch on. Spent some...
11:41 Wed 06th Nov 20133 answers, last by marval 21:11 Wed 06th Nov 2013
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CailinDeas

For Those Of You Still Awake...

Sex After Surgery A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Luke's hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in...
01:31 Wed 06th Nov 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:12 Wed 06th Nov 2013
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marval

Computer Messages

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 5) Press...
15:23 Tue 05th Nov 20132 answers, last by starone 21:26 Tue 05th Nov 2013

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