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maggiebee

Female Logic

To be read in a suitable southern Texan drawl: THREE BLONDES Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked...
21:12 Tue 05th Nov 20135 answers, last by marval 21:37 Tue 05th Nov 2013
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starone

I've Got A Problem

Well probably more than one - but this one in particular is bothering me. Here goes - my sister (aged 76) lived in Spain with her husband (aged 86) for the last 25 years or so. I have never been there...
04:16 Tue 05th Nov 201313 answers, last by tamborine 22:52 Fri 08th Nov 2013
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Mike25

Pets At Halloween

I brought my dogs in last night due the fireworks and bangers. My dogs and cat were terrified of the noise and wouldn’t stop barking all night. Tell me, what is the point of bangers really? Ok...
12:02 Fri 01st Nov 201314 answers, last by Mortartube 15:24 Sun 17th Nov 2013
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Ann

Christmas Memories

Sorry - I know this is early but I am planning a special evening of nostalgia - Christmas in the 1950s and I would value your memories please (from those who are old enough!) I will start you off -...
16:56 Mon 04th Nov 201393 answers, last by chrissa1 18:20 Wed 11th Dec 2013
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bermur

Baked Salmon

Would like a recipe for a baked salmon - whole. Dont know much about fish cookery. What is the salmon served with and is there any kind of stuffing I can make for it
20:17 Mon 04th Nov 201316 answers, last by bermur 18:41 Tue 05th Nov 2013
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marval

Keep Smiling

I heard Apple are introducing a new product specifically for cats and dogs. It's called iAms. I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice...
17:45 Mon 04th Nov 20135 answers, last by ChadELittle 13:52 Tue 30th Jan 2018
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maggiebee

You Might Like These

These were posted by starone in 2012 but thought they deserved another outing! I dialled a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to...
19:49 Mon 04th Nov 20135 answers, last by zebo 23:49 Thu 07th Nov 2013
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marval

Three For The Price Of One

George set out on a very windy day to see his friend Sam who was sick in bed. Hours later, he pulled his weary body into Sam's house. Sam asked him how it was. "I'll tell you, it was just brutal. For...
14:35 Sun 03rd Nov 20134 answers, last by starone 21:40 Mon 04th Nov 2013
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joggerjayne

Answerbankers All In Bed

I guess, at this time on a Sunday, we are all tucked up in bed, ABing on our net books, or iPads, or lappies.
23:09 Sun 03rd Nov 201338 answers, last by Khandro 23:50 Sun 03rd Nov 2013
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marval

What Would You Choose?

Two women Jill and Nadine meet for lunch. "You're looking very tired today, says Nadine. Did you have a late night?" "Yes," replies Jill, "but it was all very strange." "While doing some gardening...
22:48 Sat 02nd Nov 20138 answers, last by starone 23:30 Sun 03rd Nov 2013
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starone

Only One More To Finish

and it is beating me. Linked with the word baby in some way. three words 5,4,11 - think the last word might be competition. and second word might be baby! clue - Contest for the best infant. Thanks...
07:36 Sat 02nd Nov 20133 answers, last by starone 11:54 Sat 02nd Nov 2013
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cupid04

Jeff Chandler.

Q] Did you hear about the queer cowboy? . . . . . . . . . . A] He rode into town and shot up the sherriff!...
18:39 Thu 31st Oct 201311 answers, last by starone 22:32 Thu 31st Oct 2013
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starone

Romanian Aid Quiz

Two words, both beginning with the same letter, A U T M or N, 4 and 5 letters. Clue: He could fire you!! Hope someone knows the answer!...
21:08 Thu 31st Oct 20136 answers, last by starone 21:25 Thu 31st Oct 2013
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TWR

What?

Now that the dismal weather is setting in, what will you find to do with yourselves?
08:44 Wed 30th Oct 201314 answers, last by EcclesCake 12:56 Wed 30th Oct 2013
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Charliebar1984

Help On Moving Out Of London

Morning all I have a big dilemma and really don't know what to do. Ever since I can remember I have always hated London (I live in south east London) I think I've always been a country girl at heart....
08:37 Wed 30th Oct 201331 answers, last by emmie 06:58 Thu 31st Oct 2013
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hawksley

Super Markets.

Cameron and cronies , announced today that they are going to stop Super Markets, from displaying junk food at checkouts. How has he got the power to do this, yet he has not got the power to stop...
07:50 Wed 30th Oct 201321 answers, last by ichkeria 13:55 Wed 30th Oct 2013
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AnneGould

Help With A 'toxic' Friend?

PLEASE READ PROPERLY OR YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM, MANY THANKS :) Serious answers only please. I have known my best friend for quite a few years and we are both in our 40s. She has changed...
21:49 Tue 29th Oct 201314 answers, last by boxtops 22:48 Tue 29th Oct 2013
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sara3

Painkillers..

I have chronic lower back and pelvic pain, most likely due to my hypermobility, and am awaiting a hospital appointment. In the meantime, I want to cry a bit! I have all manner of painkillers in the...
20:10 Tue 29th Oct 201323 answers, last by joko 17:46 Sat 02nd Nov 2013
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marval

Pigs

David Cameron’s car arrives at Downing Street, and he gets out carrying a piglet under each arm. At the door, a policeman standing to attention salutes. The prime minister says, "I'm sorry I can't...
16:27 Tue 29th Oct 20137 answers, last by frozengal 06:34 Wed 30th Oct 2013
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maggiebee

Very Unpc Blonde Jokes

Two young blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw a sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying, turned around and went home. ******** Two blondes...
11:34 Tue 29th Oct 20136 answers, last by ChillDoubt 18:24 Tue 29th Oct 2013

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