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maggiebee

Welfare Benefits?

Not exactly a joke but wasn't sure where to put it. Sent by a friend in the US A TEXAS GIRL SOUNDS OFF AS ALL RESPONSIBLE FOLKS FEEL------------ "IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,YOU'VE GOT AN...
12:28 Tue 29th Oct 20131 answer, last by starone 19:14 Tue 29th Oct 2013
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marval

How Much?

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. "Your Honour," his lawyer said. "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and...
22:24 Mon 28th Oct 20134 answers, last by starone 00:25 Tue 29th Oct 2013
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bibblebub

Do You Check Your Mobile Phone Bill?

A week ago the amount of money taken out of my bank account to pay the T-Mobile phone bill was slightly more than I was expecting so, checking what was going on, I found that I was being charged...
22:55 Mon 28th Oct 20139 answers, last by bibblebub 19:53 Wed 30th Oct 2013
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starone

Ncis Los Angeles.

I saw an episode of this in which the main character G Callen was shot from a passing car. Does anyone know if he was actually killed. I couldn't believe it and thought he would be merely injured and...
14:25 Mon 28th Oct 201317 answers, last by pastafreak 16:46 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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Just-Jude

Jezza Dumped!

He's been going through hell for her and still is! Why couldn't she have waited another year? Can she ever be trusted with men again?...
16:11 Sun 27th Oct 201351 answers, last by pixie373 17:57 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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marval

Naked Walk

A little boy was walking down a country lane after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. "Hello," said the little boy....
12:58 Sun 27th Oct 20132 answers, last by starone 21:09 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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starone

Clocks Back

I'll vote for anyone who promises to stop messing about with time.
23:27 Sat 26th Oct 201317 answers, last by tiggerblue10 12:45 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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starone

Double Glazed Window

I live in a bungalow. The window in my bedroom is one which does not open. If there was a fire while I was in bed I would be trapped as there is no way out only the front door which is down a corridor...
23:08 Sat 26th Oct 201310 answers, last by The Builder 11:24 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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Sbspain

Why If We Get The Paper In Spain With The Offer In Can We Not Have It?

Why when we live and buy the paper in Spain with the advert in it, can we not have it?
23:21 Sat 26th Oct 20135 answers, last by factor-fiction 20:11 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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flobadob

What Side Suits Sheperds Pie?

What sort of side accompanies shepherds pie, because chips or salad just seems wrong. I know that it is a meal in itself but for arguments sake...
12:20 Thu 24th Oct 201342 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:18 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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marval

Medical X Two

An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doctor, the pharmacist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith." "Oh, he did,...
12:20 Sat 26th Oct 20132 answers, last by starone 22:57 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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starone

Following On From My Previous Question

So a person dies who lives overseas and receives a retirement pension from this country and supposing the surviving partner does not inform the appropriate authority - will the pension still go on...
22:20 Fri 25th Oct 20134 answers, last by Peter Pedant 10:19 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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FredPuli43

Elederly To Blame For Housing Shortage?

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/article3903989.ece (Hope you get enough before the paywall limit. Couldn't find it free) Apparently immigrants and the elderly are to blame for the housing...
03:00 Fri 25th Oct 2013100 answers, last by emmie 08:13 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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belindabee

Macca On Norton !

Do you like Sir Paul ?
23:03 Fri 18th Oct 201352 answers, last by 2sp_ 15:27 Sat 19th Oct 2013
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starone

Widower's Pension

Can anyone tell me what happens in the following case - The wife aged 76 has died, leaving the husband, aged 86. I am trying to work out how much he will get to live on. He already gets retirement...
23:13 Fri 18th Oct 201310 answers, last by ladyalex 00:25 Mon 21st Oct 2013
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Jeza

Went To The Hospital To Visit Mic......

today as i always do, as I was walking in a young woman was on the phone to someone. " Found out the sex today, another bloody girl " I really had to bite my tongue and carry on walking. Not a...
23:19 Fri 18th Oct 201319 answers, last by Maydup 10:03 Sat 19th Oct 2013
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Kromovaracun

Iran Passes Law Allowing Marriage As Young As 13

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/26/iran-lawmakers-men-wed-adopted-daughters //Parliamentarians in Iran have passed a bill to protect the rights of children which includes a clause that...
10:41 Fri 18th Oct 201363 answers, last by sandyRoe 12:36 Fri 25th Oct 2013
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mikey4444

25% Of People Believe In Angels Apparently !

Interesting article in this mornings BBC News website :: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24576115 According this survey, 25% of people interviewed for the survey, think that angels actually exist. You...
07:15 Fri 18th Oct 2013103 answers, last by naomi24 22:41 Tue 22nd Oct 2013
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boxtops

The Clangers Are Back!

Hurrah! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-24523203...
18:30 Tue 15th Oct 201327 answers, last by starone 23:27 Tue 15th Oct 2013
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mrscake

Girl Embraced By Six Later (7)

Must be a name starting with S or T
18:45 Tue 15th Oct 201317 answers, last by scorpiojo 00:12 Fri 18th Oct 2013

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