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anotheoldgit

The Muslim Miss World Contest.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2425159/The-Muslim-Miss-World-Nigerian-contestant-crowned-beauty-pageant-held-oppose-Miss-World-contest-Bali.html All those Muslim ladies and not a Niqab in...
15:25 Thu 19th Sep 201372 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:00 Sat 21st Sep 2013
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excelsior-1

Caption Competition, September 18

Good morning all this one should provoke some interesting captions today - have fun and i shall pick the winner tonight happy day everyone...
09:06 Wed 18th Sep 201319 answers, last by andres 20:04 Thu 19th Sep 2013
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Woodsz

Face Lift

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the...
20:03 Wed 18th Sep 201313 answers, last by tonybrigenja 06:56 Sat 21st Dec 2013
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marval

Oops Ouch

Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days. The...
15:55 Wed 18th Sep 20135 answers, last by starone 20:53 Wed 18th Sep 2013
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joggerjayne

Odd Things To Like The Taste Of

A little while ago, I opened some cocktail cherries (I know, I know, a bit 1970s) to drop a couple in my drink. I ate one. And ... now I've almost scoffed the whole jar. :0/ I mean the contents of the...
22:07 Tue 17th Sep 201336 answers, last by ferlew 09:58 Wed 18th Sep 2013
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marval

Move

It was a typically busy day at the bank. After a glance at the line of waiting customers, a harried-looking man came up to the side counter and demanded, "What do I have to do to change the address on...
15:47 Mon 16th Sep 20133 answers, last by tonyav 17:30 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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tamborine

Oh! I Say. That's Not Cricket

An Australian father goes into his daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter addressed to “Mum and Dad” on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens it and reads: Dear Mum & Dad, It is with great regret...
12:27 Mon 16th Sep 20133 answers, last by tamborine 18:04 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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ToraToraTora

Is It Time Life Meant Life?

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/429842/Government-need-to-explain-why-FIVE-lifers-were-free-to-kill-again-demands-Tory-MP...
15:51 Mon 16th Sep 201332 answers, last by Zeuhl 18:05 Mon 16th Sep 2013
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Lewis Ellis

Keith Lemon

Does anyone know why Keith Lemon has always got that grubby bandage round his hand?
22:53 Sat 14th Sep 20138 answers, last by stealthy999 11:37 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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EcclesCake

Spelling Police....

I am not a fan of the spelling and grammar police who pick holes in posts. I am guilty of typos, spelling and grammatical errors as much as the next ABer; as long as the meaning is clear then I tend...
12:21 Sat 14th Sep 201352 answers, last by Arksided 16:10 Sun 15th Sep 2013
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Georgiesmum

Charge For Carrier Bags

I see all supermarkets in the uk are being forced to charge 5p for every carrier bag they give out from 2015. What are your thoughts on this?
09:36 Sat 14th Sep 201343 answers, last by EDDIE51 23:24 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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starone

Banana Plant

Help needed again! Someone has given me a banana plant (only leaves, no bananas). Does anyone know how big it will grow? I do not want it to take over the garden, but a critical neighbour (yes I have...
11:28 Sat 14th Sep 20135 answers, last by jomifl 14:23 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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starone

Shrubs

Had lots of help from all you gardeners before. Have bought three nice rose bushes at your suggestions. Now I am asking for some more suggestions, this time for small shrubs. I do not want them to...
23:35 Fri 13th Sep 20135 answers, last by starone 10:30 Sat 14th Sep 2013
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starone

The Italian Wedding Test

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister,...
22:29 Wed 11th Sep 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:32 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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cupid04

Computer.

Q] What do you call a computer that sings? A] A-Dell....
23:43 Tue 10th Sep 20138 answers, last by starone 22:35 Wed 11th Sep 2013
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starone

Three More Irish Ones

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place...
23:02 Mon 09th Sep 20136 answers, last by starone 23:14 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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giveup

Anchovies

Am turning out cupboards and have severl tins of anchovies which have been there quite a while (probably a couple of years).Do you think I should throw them away?
14:14 Mon 09th Sep 201314 answers, last by Butterbun 11:51 Tue 10th Sep 2013
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supapapa

Prince Andrew

A man was seen walking around the garden of Buckingham palace, police challenged him, it turned out to be Andy. Why have the police apologised? they were doing there job.
23:18 Sun 08th Sep 201326 answers, last by McMouse 15:47 Mon 09th Sep 2013
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starone

Deleting Stuff

I have asked this before, I know, a long time ago, but I have forgotten how to do it and lost the answer (I have looked I promise). How do I delete all the items in my trash file - not the one in the...
20:46 Sun 08th Sep 20132 answers, last by starone 21:02 Sun 08th Sep 2013
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beadcrazy

Twelve Minutes To Five In The Afternoon

Twelve minutes to five in the afternoon...
19:06 Sat 07th Sep 201335 answers, last by chorley9 15:02 Mon 09th Sep 2013

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