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captains log
and he is snoring and making funny noises. What shall I do
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stewey
I realise that this should be in 'Animals & Nature', but I just had to put "down" a family member: Jake the cat.. If you like animals as I do isn't the most depressing thing that you ever have to do?...
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redheadisbac
well lovers its that day of the year ( coughs ) " will u be my husband " let me down gently treacles xx
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stewey
A hedgehog, with a key, just ambled in the front door and proceeded to make itself at home, more or less. It made itself comfortable in my favourite chair, pulled out a Cuban cigar and asked,...
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Cmitchell
Oh My God!!!! It's 3 minutes to One on Wednesday morning and I've just felt an earthquake - ok maybe a tremmor in Derby!!!! Has anyone else felt it just now????? My heart's still pounding!!!! C
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sleepyj
i know a few on here that need to get some help fast lol
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Erdinger
Today, for a brief moment, whilst walking from my car to my locked front door i pointed my infra red car key towards the door and actually pressed it a number of times, fortunately nobody was near...
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redheadisbac
where is the blade??? and why answer or i will drive meself mad thinking of the whys , the whats and the hows arahggggggggggggggggggg
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legend758
i await your apology for being so stupid. can you admit to the obvious or do you remain in an oblivious state?
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jonnoman
how many different names for the penis is there?
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cleversod
Need to get up early in morning ,so shall i just forget my desire, or go for it, and sod it.
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KINAISAAC194
Please can you tell me why my Cucumbers collapse after they are 3/4" high, They are on a cool window in fiber pots as later I want to put them in the greenhouse
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codgers'kid
did not expect to see you on here today thought you was going to cuba?
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perigra
a shiny demon came to us and he was laid low by our resolve. the beast was done! he asked us "be you angels" and we said "nay. we are but men"
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poohshunny
how does the person that drives the snow plough get to work?
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unrulyjulie
Where is everyone today? Its exceptionally quiet on here, seems like it has been all day! Hellooooooooooooooo! Can i have a roll call please! What you up to later? Ive got my friend coming round armed...
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fly258
The smoke alarm fitted in our lounge goes off when making toast, even if the toast doesn't burn. Consequently, the alarm spends a lot of its time inoperative with the battery disconnected. BAD, I know...
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EngTeach
We are finally getting a decent snow storm in NYC. 6-10 inches expected. Normally I would be annoyed, but school was closed this week, so I don't have to worry about getting to and from today. We have...
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stewey
With all kinds of great (old) actors and Claudia Cardinelle (sp). If you haven't seen it, please do. Listen to the music here......the screen shots are not that great. but the...
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bigmamma
I wish my brain cells would stop dying at such an alarming rate , I keep doing stupid things and today was no exception . I went into town at 11:40 am and have only just got back in. Well I say just...

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