GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you,...
When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity toward Gandhi, and because Gandhi never conceded to him in any...
The Seagulls won our last home game of the season, which is jolly. But it was against Yeovil, who are a jolly little club. And it meant Yeovil get relegated. Which is sad. But all their supporters...
thanks to Wendi for the idea and didn't want to hi-h#jack her thread. I remember the old fashioned lifts, the ones with 2 metal doors and the lift operator wearing a green uniform turning the dial to...
Just as I was about to post the laptop did a "thing" and I lost everything! So come on in everybody, Igor is at the door waiting to gather up all your coats and cloaks and broomsticks so he can hide...
...to the expression "One more for the road please." It looks like Brighton is falling apart. Of course the people who live in Hove Actually will say that it has been doing so for years....
Obviously we all support animal charities when we can. It's easy when it's something cute and furry, like a koala, or graceful and elegant, like a shark. But ... hyenas. Okay, there are charities to...
apart from those who are at work whose lunch is probably a set period of time, do you eat lunch at roughly the same time of day or just when you feel peckish? If you're at work, do you leave the...
As a punishment a man is condemned by the gods to roll a hogshead of porter up a steep hill. When he eventually reaches the top it rolls down the other side and he has to start all over again. So what...
Like the woman on Loose Women today? I'd love to be politically correct, and say its a matter of personal choice. And officially, on AB, that is my line. :0) But if any of my pals asked me what I...
See the way with bubble wrap there is a flat side and a side with the bubbles protruding? If you age packing a box using said bible wrap, do the bubbles face the box or do the bubbles face the...
Do you know anyone who is one? it might be sterotyping a bit but any i have encountered have been very rude i understand they have a difficult job in terms of the abuse they must get but i often think...
... "How English Are You?"
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-stereotypically-english-are-you
I got 47 - which probably means I am actually The Queen ... or Winston Churchill
english dave...
So, apparently today is Earth Day. As we have the only Green Party MP in the country, I suppose I should've noticed a bit sooner. Maybe I'll pop downstairs and plant a tree, or something. Although I...