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What Is A Mistress ?

Something between a Mister and a mattress.
12:51 Sun 17th Mar 2024
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The Longest Slide In History.

Jesus went from Jericho to Jerusalem on his ass. Must be true, it's in the Bible....
15:47 Tue 08th Mar 20225 answers, last by Peter Pedant 16:07 Tue 08th Mar 2022
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Anniversary Present

We'd been married 60 years recently and my wife said I should buy her something with diamonds in it. I'm not sure she was impressed by the pack of cards though.
21:37 Fri 10th Dec 20216 answers, last by Hopkirk 00:06 Sat 11th Dec 2021
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Just A Thought.

I ordered a metal scribing tool from internet which said ''the tungsten tip will NEVER go dull''.So why did they feel the need to make it double ended ?
13:55 Sun 07th Nov 2021
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A Weighty Problem

My wife said she thought she had put on a 'bit' of weight but she couldn't see the tiny figures one the screen of our old scales so I bought her a ''speak your weight'' machine. Two days later I saw...
15:24 Tue 03rd Aug 2021
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Plumbing Problem

..taps for water. Sorry, don't know how that happened....
20:31 Mon 21st Jun 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 20:33 Mon 21st Jun 2021
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Plumbing Problem

I rang a plumber for help. I said 'I need you to fix my dripping tap'' He said Sorry mate, I don't go as far as Yorkshire'. Me, what makes you think I'm in Yorkshire? Plumber, Round here we only have...
20:28 Mon 21st Jun 20216 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:49 Tue 22nd Jun 2021
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A New Friend.

I had a conversation with a spider today. Seems OK, he's a web designer....
12:09 Tue 14th Apr 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 17:08 Tue 14th Apr 2020
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Diy Rules

1. You can fix anything with the right tool. 2. The right tool is always a hammer. 3. You can use almost anything as a hammer....
15:58 Sun 16th Feb 20205 answers, last by zebo 23:25 Sun 16th Feb 2020
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Christmas

Youngster:- Mum, I'd like a cat for Christmas. Mum:- You'll have turkey like the rest of us....
22:45 Thu 28th Nov 20193 answers, last by Canary42 23:11 Thu 28th Nov 2019
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Late For Work.

My mate Joe was half an hour late at work last Friday, which was strange as he lives half a mile from his workplace so a lot of the usual excuses were not available for him. His boss asked why he was...
19:00 Wed 09th Aug 2017
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Classic Book

Anagram from AEDIESKHEND (6/5)
21:24 Thu 23rd Jan 20144 answers, last by Baldric 23:02 Thu 23rd Jan 2014
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Rt2

16a. I hate to admit it but this one has me stumped(it will probably turn out to be so obvious). Clue is :-Need cash dispenser tohide painter enjoying another's woe....
22:37 Fri 27th Dec 20135 answers, last by boxtops 22:50 Fri 27th Dec 2013
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Toyota Hilux Engine Number

I've been looking at buying a Toyota Hilux. It has been fitted with the 3litre engine from a Toyota Fourrunner. I want to check the engine number on this engine before I buy the vehicle, just to be...
21:15 Sat 15th Dec 20122 answers, last by stocksman 22:08 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Glas at front of palace

17down. Glass at front of palace. -r-s-a-
19:54 Wed 17th Aug 20114 answers, last by stocksman 20:01 Wed 17th Aug 2011
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rt15

18a Private finance, lid to be taken off. a-n-i-e-t-a-
21:32 Fri 03rd Apr 20094 answers, last by aniani 21:47 Fri 03rd Apr 2009

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