Paddy is passing by Mick's barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Eddie doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow...
In my working days , when the supervisor caught you with a solitaire game on your PC screen you got a telling off. There seems to be a core of regular abers who purport to be working but spend all day...
There doesn't seem to be a topic for Astrology (except Jokes perhaps) so I'll post it here (especially since it isn't a question anyway). Although it's a load of b**** , this article makes amusing...
Is this a bowl for wooden fruit? - and I see tonight on BBC4 there's a documentary on the Palio, "The world's oldest horse race", is this a race for very elderly horses, and if so, should it not be...
I'm a Duty Manager at a theater. My employer has told me not to allow walking frames inside the auditorium. They are to be stored in a nearby meeting room and returned to the patron at the end of the...
Apologies if this is in the wrong section, but didn't know what it would come under.
If you were to buy a frying pan that is advertised as 23cm,which part of the pan do you measure?
Many thanks.x...
A person I've known for 40+ years has made it in the Haulage game by exploiting drivers & he is known for it, I don't go much for people like that, but fair play to him, he has done well, if you are...
I'm struggling to come up with a holiday destination, for either May or September. Want good sunny weather with temps in the 30s and good diving. I am tempted by a week in Thailand and then a further...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3429428/Hamlet-staged-The-Jungle-camp-touring-Globe-company.html This should go down a bomb, as most of the migrants can't speak modern day English, so I don't...
Does anyone have the lyrics for 'Lady in Church' by Joyce Grenfell please? I would like to read them at my poetry group tonight but can't find them to print off. Thanks in advance.
Hi, I was thinking of getting a sheet of glass cut to fit the tops of my chest of drawers. On looking for possible prices online I came across the idea of using a clean Acrylic..says its as clear as...
I gather today is Groundhog Day. Nice touch from the Sky Comedy channel who are showing the Groundhog Day movie six times tonight, one after the other. And these people are wathging it 12 times on the...
Caught a snippet on the radio of a smell of aftershave that reminded the person of his uni days Mine is the smell of barbecued meat. It reminds me of the street shishkebab sellers in Cyprus when I was...
It's plus seven, sunny, and we've gained 45 minutes of daylight since Dec. 21st.. Is that worth celebrating?.........................OK, thank you; I'm off across the snow-free field...Cheers.
This has to be a joke hasn't it ? If this young lady with her sense of mass entitlement ever reaches the bar I hope she gets her sensitive emotions sorted out first.Pathetic little publicity seeker....