It's hard to think of a news story that has made me happier today (apart from the cricket, obviously). The prospect of the Saudis going broke brings joy to my heart - I remember only too well the...
Francis : "How tall are nuns?"
Benny : "About 5ft usually"
Francis : "Not around 2ft 6in then?"
Benny : "Nope ... Why?"
Francis : "Christ, I think I've just shagged a penguin ..."...
My Audi Q5 is asking to be serviced - 14,000 miles, just over a year old. It's an "oil change + oil filter change and count the wheels" sort of job. My local Audi garage wants an eye-watering £346.07...
Further to this thread http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1435049.html But going off at rather a tangent, so worth keeping separate. It seems (see Guardian article linked below) that the...
"The Football Association of Ireland said Fifa had paid it 5m euros to stop legal action over Thierry Henry's handball in Ireland's World Cup play-off defeat by France in 2009"...
Just cooked Sunday Lunch for four people : Free Range Chicken Roast Spuds Singing Swede Steamed Cauli Yorkshire Pudds Stuffing Gravy Horseradish Sauce All from Aldi - total cost approx £8.50 No huge...
Wonderful, wonderful match - the best advert for test cricket - ebbs and flows over the whole five days and a thrilling finish. I'm out of breath just watching it - time for a calming glass of red ......
... or not? Would you risk this new gadget .... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/fashion-and-style/11590582/Why-are-so-many-men-shaving-their-private-parts.html ... me, I'm not convinced at all...