I have just been creating another culinary masterpiece - well .... sort of ... ... actually just bunging together a pasta meal from some minced lamb and "what's in the cupboard". It occurred to me...
... well mainly dust actually. I haven't flounced and I'm not (unfortunately) on holiday ... ... I've got the builders in, and the painters, and the tilers, and the window fitters, and probably some...
One to post a question about why it's all gone black. One to report the question as inappropriately racist. One to post a sarky comment about "why not use google - do you think we've got all day to...
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/mar/17/new-12-sided-pound-coin-to-be-unveiled-ahead-of-budget-announcement
Is it a comment on the value of the current pound ... ?...
Angela Merkel is passing through customs on the way into Greece (shut up, we'll pretend it's pre-EU). As she's filling in her form, the customs official asks "Occupation?" "No, just vacation for the...
It's all very well providing an 'enhanced shopping experience' (see http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1404108.html ) but actually could you spend a bit of your money on sorting out...
... but if I'd wanted an "Enhanced Shopping Experience", I'd have gone to Bluewater (or some other Temple of Mammon). What I actually wanted was somewhere to sit in reasonable comfort whilst I waited...