a friend of mine is pregnant and her partner has asked her to leave the marital home, he didnt know she was pregnant at the time and now he knows, but he doesnt want to know.....she has no job and not...
Does john sergeant finish work then puts on a wig and baggy tracksuit to then go to the comedy clubs and moonlight as Jo Brand, As they look identical, Maybe their twins separated at birth? Anyone...
Since Susan Boyle has been on TV all over the world, there's been a marked drop in Islamic suicide bombings! Apparently, terrorists are no longer as keen to get to paradise, now they know what a...
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"...
Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care....
One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma....
I've been debating colouring my hair at home.It's coloured darkish brown with red highlights but I am happy to be one colour all over.Can anyone recommend a colour to me.I've looked at Garnier...
I had a stupid argument with my fifteenyear old daughter. She is not talking (2 Days) and is always threatening to go and live with my ex husband and its tearing me apart. Shes normally a good kid but...
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda management...
A 13 year old girl sits on Santa's knee.
Santa says 'What would you like for Christmas?'
The girl says 'I want some hair round my f***y'
Santa says 'Would a white beard be OK?'...
If a woman is uncomfortable watching you m@*****ate, do you think:
A. You need more time
Together
B. She's a prude
C. She should have sat somewhere else on the bus....
Teacher to class 'What does your dad do at weekends?' Little Johnny 'He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money's Right, he lets punters bang his a**se and let them come in his mouth'....
Two drunks are in a pub. One says to the other 'I've f***ed your mother, pushed my c**k down Her throat then boned her up the a**e'. The other drunk says 'I think you've had enough to drink now, Dad'....
Hi all, in 2 weeks im travelling south to spend xmas with my boyfriend and his family.... I usually use Veet removal cream and find this works fine, however, i dont really want to carry ti around with...
Help Does anyone know anything about renault meganes with electrical faults...im desperate, took mine to have a cylinder done and now i keep getting a glow plug light on, they said it was an...
