My cat Henry has a rather unhealthy obsession of hunting Cotton Buds and then runs about looking all 'gangster' just wondered if anybody elses pet did anything strange like this and how to stop it. I...
Little Johnny asks his mother her age. She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question." Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs. Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen...
I have entered this question in the religion section but I thought that it might be more appropriate here. Is it allowed ? Let us accept the the fact that there are trillions and trillions of stars ,...
I've just been to the local chippy and got some fish and chips, I asked if I could have some batter bits. The staff said, in unison, that they could not give me any because of "Health and...
A former owner has fitted my old car with a "Redex car care robot". It is a meter graduated from zero to twenty seven. What is it? what does it measure and what should it read? Mine...
Thieves smashed my front door in with a breeze block and stole my car keys and subsequently my car. Within 24 hours the car was found parked up on an estate and police believe thieves left it here to...
I am thinking of a holiday in October next year ( 2013) to the USA ( deep south maybe) the problem is I will be 88 years old & finding it difficult to find travel insurance on line, it would...
We have a new neighbour moved in next door and she has 5 cats, one of which has had 4 kittens which she is keeping and there are several using my one long flowerbed as a toilet. Today i had to get rid...
I accidentally knocked a glass of lager over the keyboard of my notebook last night. I immediately turned it upside down and tried to remove the lager with a damp cloth. It is working but some of the...
For the past month I have had an icy upper back - its driving me nuts. Got Mr. Towie to have a look for a rash, but he says there is nothing there.
Any ideas....
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there....