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If You were named after where you were conceived...?

One of my kids would have the name Campervan

RUDE JOKE TIME

During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided...

deanna

Starting radiotherapy tomorrow.

Hi. I have metaplastic carcinoma and am about to embark of radiotherapy tomorrow. I had a lumpectomy in November. Is there anyone out there who has also been given radiotherapy for this cancer, if so,...

Ric.ror

Megson sacked

He anticipated it in an interview earlier but even so.......

JonnyBoy12

Can we add a spellchecker function on here, please, AB Editor?

Sorry if this question has been asked before but I would really like us to have a Spellchecker on this site. Can you add one for us very soon? I hope this suggestion will be acceptable....

FredPuli43

Shirt off means yellow

All right I give up. What was the logic behind the rule that a player who removes his shirt when celebrating a goal must be yellow-carded ? How subtle is it? If he's got an identical shirt underneath,...

rowanwitch

which talent would you choose/

And Why? To sing, to dance, to play a musical instrument, to paint, I would love to be able to sing to have the voice that makes people teary eyed with pleasure not agony...

Zhukov

rising of the 7th sun

It will soon be upon us! There will be celebrations,down Wapping way,at the weekend..at News International,at any rate! There will be grateful people,wearing silly hats,waving Ruperts flags,and...

jamesnan

Jokes

Am I the only person who gets annoyed with all the silly jokes which are posted on here?

starone

Hot and Cold Sex

After an examination, the doctor said to his elderly patient: "You appear to be in good health.. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do."...

anotheoldgit

The gentle art of boxing

http://www.dailymail....-publicity-stunt.html We hear of footballers being suspended for a number of matches, others arrested and charged by the police, and their captaincy taken off them, all for...

Buenchico

Anyone fancy a little quiz?

If so, here are 10 easy(?) questions on the theme of alternative names: 1. What is acetylsalicylic acid better known as? 2. By what name is Gravelly Hill Interchange more usually known? 3. What was...

Zhukov

blinded by the light

xx

shooty

RUDE JOKE. don't say i didn't warn you

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own. He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young blonde lady came out of the...

funkyrich

Singles day?

Why can't there be a single's day to acknowledge the single community? We do exist you know. Bloody Valentine's day....

starone

Changing your mind

Two friends have met and are talking - "I heard you were not well but you're looking very up-beat today" says the first lady. "I am" says the second lady "after both suffering...