Goin to bed happy now cos i am back on Froggers, so gonna go to work tomorrow and earn lots of money selling beautiful shoes to lots of ugly women who will only ruin them, and then I can chat all...
just found oot that my transport home has broken doon. i have to travel from edinburgh to glasgow feeeeeeeking great. now you can all laugh at my expense
I was in a bar the other day, and a man came up to me, he was about 25, and he said to me "Did you used to go to St Marks?" (St Marks being my old secondary school) I replied "yes...I'm sorry i don't...
I find that if you stare hard enough at the wallpaper you can see shapes. Today, after 4 hrs worth of good staring, I could descry a shape that looked like a dwarf on fire talking to a...
It's my housemate's birthday tonight, and a load of us are going out for a boozy meal. Anyway, I've invited my Aussie ex's best mate, who is still in the country. Only problem is, he lives quite a...
if you had the choice, what time in history would you prefer to live in? I harbour a secret ambition to be transported to the tudor period - all those tight posh dresses and fannying about on a horse,...