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marval

How Long?

A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old Scottish castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in...
19:27 Wed 29th Jan 20203 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:06 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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Canary42

More Compassionate Conservatism

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-51283186...
17:43 Wed 29th Jan 202013 answers, last by Theland 19:27 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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melv16

I've Decided....

...to stop eating dates. I am now diary free......
16:45 Wed 29th Jan 20203 answers, last by Theland 19:25 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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TheDevil

Men And Urination

Sometimes when i am urinating my flow comes to a stop but i feel i could push out a bit more urine. If i decide, nah i'll leave it then i may dribble a little bit darn me frunt of me boxers. If I try...
17:50 Wed 29th Jan 202060 answers, last by bentaxle 19:28 Fri 31st Jan 2020
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grandpajoe

C B D Oil

Large advert for Mary Berry's Bionic Bliss CBD oil online butNo mention of how much it is. Anybody Know?? Chris
18:34 Wed 29th Jan 20209 answers, last by Verolla 11:03 Mon 24th Aug 2020
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nailit

Teeth Flossing

Whats so good about teeth flossing? Hardly ever floss my teeth, had very little dental work done. Floss my teeth and end up with a mouth full off blood...? ?? Do you floss? Do you bleed like a pig...
22:20 Tue 28th Jan 202033 answers, last by Scarlett 21:23 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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Patsy33

A Horse

The psychiatrist asks his patient: "Do you really think that you are a horse?" The patient: "Yes." The Doctor: "Ok, it will be a long and expensive therapy." The patient: "It's ok, I have enough...
12:22 Wed 29th Jan 202015 answers, last by Patsy33 18:02 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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TheDevil

Leopard In The Road!?

https://expressdigest.com/terrified-driver-pulls-over-after-seeing-a-leopard-lying-injured-in-road/...
15:26 Wed 29th Jan 202021 answers, last by 237SJ 22:03 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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mushroom25

Grenfell 2

only a few days in and all the contractors are pointing their fingers at each other and pulling "the shaggy defence" - and now asking for legal immunity For Funks Sake https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51296935 what...
14:51 Wed 29th Jan 202021 answers, last by jno 23:21 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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TheDevil

Coronavirus

The Coronavirus won't last long because it was made in china....
16:11 Tue 28th Jan 202020 answers, last by TheDevil 17:31 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Wednesday. The sky is clear and the wind seems to have dropped.I'm sure it won't last though! 5.6 degrees outside. Just the paper to collect and a wee bit of shoplifting to do, then tidy up ready for...
05:36 Wed 29th Jan 2020152 answers, last by TonyV 10:19 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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Zillionaire1

Who Is Your Favorite Comedian?

Why?
08:04 Tue 28th Jan 202012 answers, last by ladybirder 17:39 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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lindapalmara

Leo Varadkar Taunts Again

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7936073/Irish-Prime-Minister-Leo-Varadkar-says-UK-weak-position-trade-talks-EU.html By the way did they ever repay the billions we lent them when their banks...
12:08 Tue 28th Jan 202018 answers, last by hessian 15:27 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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teacake44

They Don't Make Them Like They Use To.

My mom, a tuff cookie and very proud of her. She is 99 yrs, had six children. Just before Christmas she had an heart attack, spent three weeks in hospital, most of that time spent waiting for a care...
12:05 Tue 28th Jan 202018 answers, last by jourdain2 16:44 Wed 29th Jan 2020
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Theland

Pop Ups

Hi Ed. My new Android keeps getting annoying pop ups but only on Answerbsnk. Any help please?...
13:22 Tue 28th Jan 20207 answers, last by Theland 16:33 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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grumpy01

Breakfast T.v.

Just watched the report by Louise Minchin on her visit to the 90 year old concentration camp survivor and her visit to Auschwitz on his behalf.She,IMHO,is a very good broadcaster with great empathy...
07:42 Mon 27th Jan 20207 answers, last by Cloverjo 16:28 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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ToraToraTora

Oxford Comma Or Not?

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/jan/27/brexit-50p-coin-boycott-philip-pullman-oxford-comma I say it doesn't need one....
23:58 Mon 27th Jan 202076 answers, last by fiction-factory 09:29 Thu 30th Jan 2020
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Trevilino

Smoking Puzzler

Three blokes are stranded on a boat and all they have with them is four fags but no way of lighting them. What do they do? They throw one fag overboard. By doing that the boat becomes a cigarette...
14:12 Tue 28th Jan 20202 answers, last by Patsy33 20:19 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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naomi24

Nicholas Parsons Has Died

No link as yet. It's just been announced on BBC news.
12:11 Tue 28th Jan 202028 answers, last by marval 20:01 Tue 28th Jan 2020
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-SharonA-

Should Prince Andrew.......

Co-operate or say until you deport Anna Sacoolas, I'm not gonna help?? https://news.sky.com/story/prince-andrew-accused-of-being-uncooperative-during-epstein-sex-trafficking-inquiry-11919466...
19:05 Mon 27th Jan 202039 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:40 Wed 29th Jan 2020

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