Donate SIGN UP

tonyav

501 to 520 of 699

First Previous 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 Next Last

Avatar Image
tonyav

Eccles.

I was thinking along the same lines as you.
17:45 Sun 23rd Sep 201264 answers, last by NOX 19:12 Sun 23rd Sep 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Slow Site.

Anybody else having problems with how slow answerbank is tonight ?.
18:35 Sat 11th Aug 20121 answer, last by sibton 18:36 Sat 11th Aug 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Chris Hoy.

They have won gold.
17:55 Thu 02nd Aug 20129 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 18:16 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Paula Radcliffe.

She has released a statement saying she is pulling out of the Olympics through injury.
14:55 Sun 29th Jul 201223 answers, last by Canary42 08:08 Tue 31st Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

The missus.

Just said to the missus..... '' Hey fat gut... what do you want for Valentines Day.'' She said '' Don't get f*cking lippy'' I said '' Mascara it is then !''...
10:40 Wed 18th Jul 20125 answers, last by tenrec 14:56 Wed 18th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday Fuffy. lol
10:23 Wed 18th Jul 20129 answers, last by mccfluff 10:41 Wed 18th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Paddy.

Paddy got a letter in the post this morning. It landed on the floor, says on the envelope DO NOT BEND. He's still wondering how to pick it up !
07:30 Wed 18th Jul 20123 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:00 Wed 18th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

News.

News just in .......... There's a female ref for the United v City match. The kick off has been put back an hour so she can park her car....
11:59 Tue 17th Jul 20128 answers, last by Kiki-frog 12:58 Tue 17th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Fat Women.

A guy is sh@gging a 30 stone woman. He says '' can you switch the light off ?'' She said '' Why ? Do you find me repulsive ?'' '' Not at all '' He said. It's burning me @rse....
11:46 Tue 17th Jul 201215 answers, last by tenrec 14:25 Tue 17th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Wife No2.

I'm in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would most like to do with her body. Apparently '' Identify it '' was not the answer she had in mind....
09:56 Tue 17th Jul 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:05 Tue 17th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Wife.

I woke up this morning at 8 and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing ! I panicked I didn't know what to do. Then I...
08:28 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by tenrec 14:22 Tue 17th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Free sex with petrol.

A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, ' FREE SEX WITH FILL UP. ' Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The...
08:38 Sat 14th Jul 201223 answers, last by sunny-dave 20:35 Sat 14th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Always make sure that evryone is on the same page.

Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: '' Windows frozen '' Husband texts back: '' Pour some lukewarm water over it '' Wife texts back: '' Computer completely buggered now ''...
08:18 Sat 14th Jul 201215 answers, last by marval 18:15 Sat 14th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

A sad story.

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore ! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the women's husband....
08:10 Sat 14th Jul 20124 answers, last by marval 18:10 Sat 14th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Carnival.

It's carnival day tomorrow where I live. Do you think it will be a wash out ?.
13:51 Fri 06th Jul 201296 answers, last by Tilly2 19:28 Fri 06th Jul 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Dark.

Jaysus, day has just turned into night here.
08:59 Thu 28th Jun 2012102 answers, last by lozzer50 17:26 Thu 28th Jun 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

FAO Rowan.

Q. I am about to read your Witches Coven thread. Please advise if counselling may be necessary. ?
12:29 Fri 22nd Jun 20121 answer, last by rowanwitch 12:34 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

DOH.

It is a loverly afternoon here bright sunny and warm, so a little earlier I thought I would go for a cruise in the Saab. So I get the car out of the garage puts the roof down and puts on Armani sun...
15:21 Wed 20th Jun 201243 answers, last by Hopkirk 20:27 Wed 20th Jun 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

Mattress.

Has anyone had a memory foam and a pocket sprung mattress ( not at the same time obviously ). If so which did you find was the most comfortable ?
08:26 Thu 07th Jun 201224 answers, last by Purple_Popple 15:12 Sun 10th Jun 2012
Avatar Image
tonyav

USB Port.

Does anybody know if there is anything that will convert a single USB port into a double USB port and if so what are they called. TIA.
20:19 Wed 06th Jun 201210 answers, last by tonyav 07:50 Thu 07th Jun 2012

501 to 520 of 699

First Previous 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 Next Last